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tiago

the difference between being made in mexico or usa is the side of the boundary where the mexicans assemble it

 
 
Coolidge

But wait, last I checked Mexico was in America… just not the USA.

Wonder

Political Correctness Fail

matt

political correctness fail my ass
its a fact
so sothern america isnt america?
knowlege of continentants fail^^^

Al

America is the name for a whole continent, not just a simple country.
Anyway it’s a funny fail.

jinx

funny i don’t remember that continent. and there are still only 7, right?
america would be TWO continents.

and i don’t think Wonder was saying Coolidge had a PC fail. I think he was referring to the fact that the “America Fail” was a PC fail.

 
 
lolz

knowledge of how to spell “continents” fail.

 
lolz

Knowledge of how of to spell “continents” fail.

The guy with the hair

Redundancy fail.

 
 
 
 
 
GamePlayer

Let’s come up with other “looks like a fail but isn’t”
Like “Europe’s guitar. Made in Iceland”
Or “Asia’s guitar. Made in India”
Or “Britain’s Guitar. Made in Ireland.”

Detlef

That should say northern ireland. Gaelic fail.

Asbduhas

Not understanding the joke fail

Nekopawed

Not understanding the fail of not understanding that the fail was put in the anti fail posting of the thing with the other thing of you know the thing as if the thing were the thing but really it wasn’t the thing even though the thing appeared in the spoiler of the thing before you paid twenty dollars to see the thing about the thing that didn’t understand the failing of the thing when the thing was in fact put into publication of the thing that didn’t actually make sense in the first thing of things.

I was going somewhere….but then my mapquest made me go down the wrong thing…oh road that was it.

 
 
Gre

Northern Ireland isn’t part of Britain. Further Gaelic fail.

Brush

It’s part of the United Kingdom. Great minds think alike win.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Winchester

I know, Americans tend to forget the rest of the world.

Knight who say niii

and then, they don’t know why everybody hates them…

Hill Billy

You people fail at reality.

I think you’re right. Canadians and Mexicans should start calling themselves Americans. Especially when you’re visiting places like Syria, Iran, Lebanon, etc…

oh wait…There’s no way in hell you’d do that because everyone knows they are going to think that you’re from the U.S. and you wouldn’t want that would you.

Convenient how when you start to feel insignificant your American but when you’re feeling a little too conspicuous *poof* what continent is Canada on again?

3ntropy

everyone from north, central, and south america are americans.

boo

exactly. Technically they are in America. No they should not start calling themselves american. It’s just a technicality calm down people.

 
Bud

Technicall Fail!
Technically citizens of the US should call themselves USians. That way Mexicans and Canadians wouden’t be ashamed to use the term american. Let the flamming begin!

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Weren’t you just bought by the Belgians?

Bud

The chocolate was a tempting offer but we are holding out a Tropical country to buy us out because a great beach is all our country is missing!

Coolidge

Yeah Belgians have rubbish beaches.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Trainwreck Chaser

Right everyone hates us.

Such. A. Fallacy.

I could list 1,000 cases of this not being true. I´ve been in spain for 2 months and I have yet to be mocked or discriminated or whatever you want to call it for being American. And I speak enough spanish to have a political conversation. Yes i do tell them i´m from United States.

Seriously. This is only true for countries that have hated us fro a LONG time.

Gauldar

Isn’t it amazing that people can remove themselves from an over-nationalistic mindset and treat everyone as individuals? I guess it helps when people don’t get mind fucked as children. Poor Knight who says nii, there still might be hope for you.

 
LaPanthereRose

susceptibility WIN !
just try to relax a bit, nobody hates you … personally !

 
Ronnie

Ya, well, Spain doesn’t count. You have common hobbies- their Conquistadores were the first to oppress and rob Mexico, your tycoons are the latest. You can chat about- oh, I don’t know- slave labour techniques, ways to suppress resistence- and generally get along juust fine.

Although, I must agree that ‘hatred’ might not be the right term for how most people view the USA. Patronizing contempt about sums it up where I come from.

Bongo

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that Spain doesn’t count as a country.

Would you like to explain what does count? Estonia, perhaps?

Yes, everyone must view America with patronizing contempt. That’s why we have 38 million immigrants, why people risk their lives just to come.

That makes perfect sense.

Bravo, sir.

Coolidge

Djibouti? Or the Gambia? Those shouldn’t really count as countries, on principle.

 
Orjan

Betcha we get more immigrants!

They come in overcrowded boats and hidden in containers from Africa.

 
 
fudge

More countries than just spain have done that in the past. Hmm… Romans, Everyone who came here in the first place did it to what we now call native americans, tribes do it to other tribes it’s all over history. We are not the first, we are just dumb from not learning from the mistakes that people made before us.

 
 
anonymous

It helps that you know the language. Fluently.

LaPanthereRose

what the … is this my name ? how do you … ?
nice one, indeed !

 
Captain Obvious

I once downloaded sofrtware. Illegally.

And I once punched a baby.

3ntropy

consider yourself expiated.

 
Coolidge

Okay punching a baby can be forgiven, but you’re gonna have to be put in shackles for downloading Creative Suite 3 illegally…

 
 
 
Jadien

lol durrr.. us europeans don’t hate americans themselves, because we actually know what’s going on in your country and show some form in interest in your politics and culture, meaning we know not every american is a war supporting republican christian asshole who beats up homosexuals. we do, however, hate war supporting republican christian assholes who beat up homosexuals, like the prototype-tards always shown to us on tv. thank god our press doesn’t glorify america the way our fecktard politicians do.

raelalt

And believe me it is very embarrassing for those of us Americans that are paying attention, and extremely frustrating. Even when we think we have voted in someone who may change the course of our political direction, it gets negated by those that really dictate how the country is run.

 
raelalt

How else does one explain the goat-roping, platitude espousing (and can’t even get those right), moronic, gap-toothed, bible-thumping, nitwit that currently sits at the head of our government? The corporate money-men decided that he would be the easiest to control and got him put in place in any way they could.

Dragonwriter

Outraged American WIN!

(I’m RIGHT there with ya, too…)

 
 
 
victorhh

Jesus, in wich part of Spain do you live? the American Embassy? USians
(”Technically citizens of the US should call themselves USians. That way Mexicans and Canadians wouden’t be ashamed to use the term american. Let the flamming begin!”) are kicked in the face every day all over the world. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_5NRvVGdy8o Just check that video in Valencia.

 
 
dolt

america is my third least favorite country after china and belgium

Sara J

Nobody likes the Belgians.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

I say we invade them and take all their uber-yummy chocolate.

 
nobody

There’s no need for such gratuitous use of that word in polite society.

 
 
Coolidge

In the words of Nigel Powers (Austin’s father), they share a border with the dutch.

Jadien

And the Dutch are awesome. I.e. Belgium rocks. (I’m Dutch…)

 
 
 
 
First!

By Americans you mean everyone in Canada, Mexico and USA right? Otherwise you just did the same thing you are saying the “Americans” forgot to do…

blackbelt

don’t forget Brazil, Panama, Chile, Peru, Guyana and all the Americans in South America…

 
 
 
Shame Faced

You’ve got a point

 
 
Lol

What? America is more than the US of A (the best country in the world)? Well that’s just stupid… ya’ll… You can’t know much if you don’t have been from America dudes. And by America I mean the USA, the best country in the world… ya’ll…

zatar963

No, USA is not the best country in the world. It isn’t a proven fact. Nor is Canada the best country in the world. Nor is Afghanistan. No country is the best.

IMO, Canada is the best :)

TreeFace

Understanding the sarcasm discretely hidden in the above comment fail.

 
 
A civilised person

Oh those silly Americans.