iz u done vacooming now??
iz u done vacooming now??
i haz 2 kleen awl of da dust bunnehs.
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Wii snorgle?
concatulations 4.5kittehs and pd’beaker!!!!!
Congratshumalashuns 4.5k an Pd’B u haz a tye! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
ooh!! I has a sugjeshtin! hao abowt ebbreewun kom ovr to Elfinugget’s howz, an’ we has vakoom partee?? I ordur pizzaz, git teh beerz, den ebreewun can has turn wif mai vakoom an’ den mai howz bees kleend foar putting on teh markkit on nex Frydae?
hai, elfinugget
ohai owl.
hao iz yu doin’ todae?
Todai, ai haz a hedache. Yesturdai, finded aout ai *might* be getting teh glau…glauco…mite be going blined, as menshunned in anuvver lol.
Hao yew an’ Mr. nugget?
Oh Owl, Having glaucoma does not mean you will definitely go blind - I have had it for over 6 years and there has been no deterioration to my sight at all. It is important that if it is diagnosed that you use the eye drops as prescribed for the rest of your life. They control the condition and prevent damage to the sight.
Fang queue, annipuss.
Mai brudder haz a borderline glaucma. Taeks drops, an ai dont tink iz big deehl. Ai tink iz oneub doze tings dat caut earlee iz naut reelee bad anemohr. Affer awhile u du yer drohps azpart ub dailee routine an dont tink about much.
Fanks Princess Mu adn Annipuss!
Yay - pizzah! Adn after teh vacyooming, wii can watching “Teh Wizzird ob Oz” adn see teh Cowardly Lolyon singing bowt currij!
Gud lukk Elfi!
U rayng?
*puts kittehs n baffroom wiff gushie food and floofy blankies*
Okeh Elfie Ah halp yew!
vvvvrrrrooooommmmm vvvvrrrroooommm
* clean clean sweep sweep *
Yay, lettuce find some dustbunnehs!
kittehz is alreddy in boardin’!! we has teh whol haus to owrselfs! We kan vakoom an’ ebben steemkleen to owr hartz kontent!
mi 2, an deh kittehs heer doan dew a darn ting to hep owt!
Cleenin iz teh pleh.
Iz onlee me to do it,too!!
Jk iz rite…teh kittehs be no halp at awl…and dere hair iz teh biggest problum !!
oyes, ebberytyme we fynd et leest 2 more kittehs! (in fur-years…
I keep threatenin’ to knit an extra kitteh out of the fuzz I find….
Ifn I cood mayk noo kittehz owtta da furz I klektz frum Mithril, I’d can haz bowt uh duzzin n mai hows bai naow…
Lawng-furd kittehz r da pirdeeyist n softistest kittehz, but durn haow dey shedz…
…
N derez noe shoartij uv horkz eevur…
Mah Injeh (the orinj kitteh in mah profile) is short haired
but haz enuff floof for 3 kittehs put together
we callz her deh fur factoree
Ai hearz dat…mostly! Wut be horks?
Dey b da “prezzintz” dat awl kittehz givz deyz oanurz — skyooz me, da hoominz dat dey oanz. Dey kunsistz uv catfur n parshullee-dyjestid catfud, n dey r yooshullee uhnownsded bai da sowndz “ick-ick-ick-ICK-ICK-ICK—ICK—HORK!!”
Mai mum traid diz wit her angora. She maed yarn anewai oudda kitteh hair. AI tink scientists shud essplore uses ub kitteh hair….mebbe ken be maed intu fuel…izza renooabul resource dat we wont run out ub, an cud leed to cottige industree fur cat owners.
Ai kin felt Nyx’s fur.
people do that with samoyed fur (we had a pair when I was young), there was a woman who made a rug from the combed hair.
..and teh barfz!
Kitteh hatin vacoom cleener iz gud egskoose naut tu vacumm.
Ai trai tu ged mai 2 kitteh boiz tu kleenz haus. Ai away awl day an dey ad hoem, dey cud du soem cleenin. Dey sey dey du, bud ai don see anee diffurrense.
Sounz laike a gud deehl!
Elfinugget, ai wanned ask u be mai cheezfren bud dohn see hau tu du it. Ai did laike yur comparison of David Bowie to a Polish Chicken, howseber. Egsacklee!
congarats to 4.5K … itz lunch time here. ai thinkso we should celebrate wif lunch. lunch and drinks. lunch and desert and drinks….
Lunch and desert and drinks. And more drinks. It R Friedegg!!!1!
Hay Fleep, wanna go to teh Ty Bootyk wif mii? Ai need wun ob dose boblol-hedded kittehs!
Yes, let us to the TyBootyk. Ai feel the need for a cheezland sno-globe (teh wun taht has teh snowflakes gently falling ober the d’Beaker Laboratory bilding, wif teh lights in Igor’s labyrattory burning britely late into teh nite …
oooo, shinee & sparklee!
Uh,oh….do nawt let LCB see teh shinee & sparklee !!
you will….with the shiny and sparkley about, you will….
LCB can haz uh shynee n sparklee ditekter, I finksew…
*appears outta nowhare*
You rang?
OOooh! Shiny! Sparkly!
*yoink*
seh stashes boxes in herz truk
An den how bout sum drinks? Cuz itz caturdai eve! Yah!
GMTA!!
Duz u haz teh sayin dat 2dai iz poets dai? Dats wot we cawls it in TTI (it meens Push Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday)
oh dats cool. ah nevur heerd dat before!
Mmm, skewz mii fur buttin in but in Cheezland wii cawl toomorroe CATurday.
Ai noe, but dat wudn’t maek teh akronim werk, wud it?
put a cedilla over the C and it should still do the job, yes?
poetc (teh c wiv a cedilla under - nawt ober)??? duzn’t werk, duz it?
*shrugs*
In med skool we said “Piss-on-everything-til-sunday” and had POETS partee!
yay Diamond Kitteh!!
And P d’B!
Fanks! Heer - haz a chonklit martoonie!
*clinkz glasses*
Cheez!
fanks DK!
I has a kwik sip den I has to go, gotta cut the
weedsgrass!*sip sip sip….. GUZZEL*
Has a gud weekend!
U 2!!
now?
soon?
pleeze?
ok, how about now?
My yanimules haz nebber lyked teh vacuum-nater (’speshully teh goggies!)….but it’z amazing how this sownd wood calm my craiing, fussiy babeh! Nawt-sekond boi wuz kwite teh fuzz-budgit–cried awl teh thyme–wood shut ryht up whin yoo term on teh vakuum. I herd taht putting baby in carrier on tawp of teh washin’ maschine wood werk, 2. But wii libbed inna forth-storry walk-up, wiff coin-op laundry in basemint, so diddn’t try that won. In werst case, bunndle babeh up, go down stares, clip him in karseet, and drive ’round teh block. Y duz this “sownd therapee” werk wiff kiddos?
i haz a feer
yoo hassa cyoot!
Ai can cum owt naow?
ai’m scarded - iz it sayfe yet?