Training mah humin
Training mah humin to walk on a leash
dis kitteh haz his hoomin traind.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: two_kittehs
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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nawt eezy akshully…pushing string is hard
aw, luukat dat liddul bellee…can eben MaisNon nawt be affektid by such kyuteness?
OMG–deh 8 way ty wif maus twicet ADN a commint frum LCB!!! uze guise is deh awsumest.
just because your silly baby talk has rubbed off me does not mean it makes me vulnerable to the, admittedly, kyuute, er cute kitte….
ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
SPLORT!!
Hhhhmmmm. Mais no has deh splort. shud wii cawl deh CCC aor just leeve her wif her braynez awl ober deh plais?
*automated signallink deevize*
TEST TEST TEST
this is an akshual test of teh CCC reskew system. You aer advized to fixerup adn see if yew can reearraynj hers braynes so she can haz nice ness. just doan’t wait too lawng, cuz if Ebil Maus gets dere nawt sekkind, no tellin wot will…
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oh noes! too laet!
Oh No! My Ebil princess is down!
*Brings in the Ebil Crash Cart*
*Gets out the Ebil Bust Duster*
*Sucks up MN’s brains*
*Reverses the motor*
*Puts MN’s brains back in her head*
Now for the Ebil Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with Ebil Drawings On It)
*SNAP!*
What kind of beverage would you like?
*opens one eye*
*raises eyebrow skeptically*
You’re a maus.
Yes, my Princess. Your powers of observation are… um… remarkable…
*pssst*
dat wuz yr cue to kwote teh Prinz Kaspiyun mobie, “You peepul have no imagination” because teh ebil dooerz always say dat when the gallant mausiee skewers dem wif hiz wit and/or sword.
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’sokay, you no has time to see moviee wif all yr ebil doing aktibitees. mebbee it wood dew you good, dough.
jest sayin…
Oh No! I missed my cue! And on opening night…
♫♫♫
Another op’nin, another show
In Philly, Boston, or Baltimo’
A chance for stage folks to say hello!
Another op’nin of another show.
♫♫♫
Another job that you hope will last
Will make your future forget your past
Antoher pain where the ulcers grow
Another op’nin of another show.
♫♫♫
Four weeks, you rehearse and rehearse
Three weeks, and it couldn’t be worse
One week, will it ever be right?
Then out of the hat it’s that big first night
♫♫♫
The overture is about to start
You cross your fingers and hold your heart
It’s curtain time and away we go -
Another op’nin
Just another op’nin of another show!
♫♫♫
Well, my DLF (dear little friend), what sort of drink do you offer?
I have a unique concoction known as a Bloody MaryO. Would you like to try it?
*rolls eyes*
*taps foot impatiently*
It is so hard to get good help these days.
Well. If that’s all you have to offer…
What are the ingredients? Is the tomato juice from organic tomatoes? Is it lower sodium? What is the alcohol content? I like to keep a clear head.
And what is that smell???
Shrimp! For the garnish!
The serving boy is correct. Trust me, Princess. You will find this beverage to your liking…
*examines the shrimp*
Was that shrimp caught using dophin safe technics?
*returns it to tray*
I really don’t
CAREknow, Princess. I you don’t want the shrimp, I’m sure someone else will. Please… drink your beverage…DOKNOT DWINK IT, MaisNon!!!
hmm.
*looks down gallic nose*
A little testy today, I see. You really should learn to manage that.
Gaaaaaaahhh!
No woman is worth this!
*Disappears in a cloud of Ebil-smelling greenish-yellow smoke*
*shrugs*
a nutter one bites the dust…
I can has teh shrimp?
*dawnkee looks hopeful*
*looks arown*
Room empty.
*Donkeh grabs teh shrimpy an noms wile trottin off*
*puts jooshhee shwimp wif string attached juuuuuuust outta reech o Mlle. d’Onkay*
@___________________________
Fast as lightening, a donkey appears and whips out a pair of
scissors!
Faster than one can blink…snipsnip!! The thread is gone!
The shrimp is in the donkey’s mouth!
The donkey has disappeared!
*an obnoxious braying sound can be heard far off in the
distance*
oooh nooo a YNG shud neva say “shrimp”, jest sayin’
@@@@@@!
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Ebil….. Prinsess?!
its nawt eezee
hoomans is not easy to train…
2 rite mai son
Heel!
Demz not heelz — demz toez!! sillee maus♥
♫♫♫
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
♫♫♫
GAAAAHHHH!!11!!!!
EERWERM!!!
*runz away*
*pulls owt remote control dat came wif teh ICHC chip, and hits MUTE*
Er, Ai fink maus needz hims voyce fur teh show
I can un-mute him as soon as he stops wif teh eerwurm….
Let me give you a hand, Maus…
♫♫♫
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
♫♫♫
*Poynts remote at EM and hits MUTE and UNMUTE repeetedly*
♫♫♫
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
♫♫♫
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA………
Hay! *inaudible* you *inaudible* playing *inaudible* teh *inaudible* control? *inaudible* annyoing *inaudible* of *inaudible* and *inaudible* me *inaudible* crazy!
So *inaudible* it *inaudible* or *inaudible* have *inaudible* come *inaudible* and *inaudible* your *inaudible* until *inaudible* can’t *inaudible* without *inaudible* pliers!
huh?
How izzit dis wurks on LCB?
*hits rewind*
“Hay! *inaudible* you *inaudible* playing *inaudible* teh *inaudible* control? *inaudible* annyoing *inaudible* of *inaudible* and *inaudible* me *inaudible* crazy!
So *inaudible* it *inaudible* or *inaudible* have *inaudible* come *inaudible* and *inaudible* your *inaudible* until *inaudible* can’t *inaudible* without *inaudible* pliers!”
O dis is why it’s nawt werkind on teh EM.
*hits STOP*
*then hits EM wif teh remote*
♫♫♫
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
♫♫♫
Don’t make me call owt teh skwirrlz.
Squirrels? Hahahahahaha!
Oh no! You made me laugh!
*Disappears in a foul-smelling cloud of greenish-yellow smoke*
♫lukkin forward to happeeyer times ooooon Bloooo Bayooooo♫
GAAAAHH!!! Nuzzer eerwurm!!
*Runz uzzer way!!!!*
And another…
♫♫♫
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
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happi wurmz!
Does peeps in teh Norf Carolina command their dogs to tarheel?
heh. heh. heh. Yew iz sew funnie, Ai almost furgit tew laff. Almost, nawt qwite.
If’n u needs halp rembering to laff, mabye teh kitteh could gives u a piece of hims string to tie around ur finger?
Only cost u elebenty cheezburgers.
No, onlee the peepuls can tarheel.
The goggies must pawse wile we gets unstucked.
Duz peeps in Missouree command dere goggies to “Shoe me”? It’s on teh lisenz plaets, ifinkso.
but furst I has to teech him to tye his shooz.
so he don’t trips.
Iffn I kin git him to follow mii, I mite gibs himz a treet. Maybe.
I thot just being aloud to follow teh kitteh would be treat enough.
if ai tie dis to someting, will he twip and fall?
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!
tayke me to cheezburger stor.