The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:25:00 -0500

Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed... ...read full story

Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just... ...read full story

Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:15:00 -0500

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one's surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:45:00 -0500

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam's no looker, I still don't get what she's doing with Lindsay who, let's face... ...read full story

Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:15:00 -0500

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel's ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and "Goddamn!" NY Daily News reports: "Things don't look good for them right now -- they've hit... ...read full story

Michael Jackson's final rehearsal video

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Here's the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his "This Is It" tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of... ...read full story

Cheryl Cole: 'Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?'

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:45:00 -0500

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go "Aw, c'mon!" Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he'd have me strapped... ...read full story

Debbie Rowe wants the kids and restraining order against Joe Jackson

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: "I want my children," Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation... ...read full story

Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:15:00 -0500

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to... ...read full story

Hayden Panettiere is single

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:15:00 -0500

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The... ...read full story

Gary Coleman has a shitty life

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:15:00 -0500

Gary Coleman's 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports: According to the sheriff's website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdeme ...read full story

Bianca Gascoigne in a bikini

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Here's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don't know much about her except she's in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts.... ...read full story

Megan Fox & Zac Efron probably had sex this week

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:45:00 -0500

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It's a... ...read full story

Bradley Cooper bags another actress

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:45:00 -0500

Bradley Cooper apparently got what he wanted from Jennifer Aniston and has moved on to his next cougar: Renee Zellweger. The two were spotted having a romantic dinner Tuesday night in Manhattan, according to OK! Magazine: "Throughout the dinner... ...read full story