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<title>David M. Ogilvy</title>
<description>"Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left."
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/David_M._Ogilvy</link>
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<title>Noel Coward</title>
<description>"The higher the buildings, the lower the morals."
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Noel_Coward</link>
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<title>Richard Feynman</title>
<description>"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Richard_Feynman</link>
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<title>Robert Orben</title>
<description>"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Orben</link>
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<title>Bertrand Russell</title>
<description>"It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true."
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell</link>
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<title>Soren Kierkegaard</title>
<description>"Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good."
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Soren_Kierkegaard</link>
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<title>Franklin P. Adams</title>
<description>"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Franklin_P._Adams</link>
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<title>David Smith</title>
<description>"In this business you either sink or swim or you don't."
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/David_Smith</link>
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<title>John Alejandro King</title>
<description>"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Alejandro_King</link>
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<title>Leo Tolstoy</title>
<description>"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Leo_Tolstoy</link>
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<title>Gore Vidal</title>
<description>"I'm a born-again atheist."
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Gore_Vidal</link>
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<title>Nick Diamos</title>
<description>"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens."
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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