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		<description><![CDATA[消防队员的叔叔们显然没有受过竞拍的训练啊
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>消防队员的叔叔们显然没有受过竞拍的训练啊<br />
不过最后那位大爷&#8230;也真是缺&#8230;.德了些&#8230;</strong></span></p>
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<p>咩咩咩咩咩：</p>
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<p>令人震惊的上半身！<br />
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这个游戏，应该很好玩。打得好，以后什么游戏都是高手了

游戏链接


如果你觉得你能像视频里面的高手那样顺利都通过的话&#8230;
那么还有个史上最难的游戏的加强版&#8230;..Try it 吧,高手中高手们.

游戏官方ßlog
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<p>这个游戏，应该很好玩。打得好，以后什么游戏都是高手了</p>
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<p><span style="color: #008000;"><strong>游戏链接</strong></span><br />
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<p>如果你觉得你能像视频里面的高手那样顺利都通过的话&#8230;<br />
那么还有个史上最难的游戏的加强版&#8230;..Try it 吧,高手中高手们.</p>
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<p>游戏官方<a href="http://www.snubbyland.com/">ßlog</a></p>
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		<title>彪悍的公交故事就此展开,极品中的极品之第一篇</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[地点：广州某路公交车，下班时间
一老妇和一年轻女子起口角，事由大概是年轻女子不让座，老妇继而发飙，骂年轻女子没家教，老妇摆起了长辈的口吻:
老：“你家没有老人吗？”
嫩：“我家老人有小车！要坐公车也不等上下班时间”
老：“我们贡献了社会大半辈子了，哪有你这样不体谅老人家的”
嫩：“我现在还在水深火热地贡献社会，上了10小时班站了10小时，哪有您这么不体谅后辈的，难道您无儿无孙？”
老：“没有我们建设社会，哪能让你们这代人舒舒服服地过？”
嫩：“现在没有我们这代人缴税，您哪来的免费公交卡？”

老人出绝招 ：“我不管，我现在呼吸很困难，不舒服，你让我坐下来！”
此时已经有别人耐不住，让了老人坐了，老人不肯，誓死要让嫩女难堪
嫩女作最后反击：“行行行，您别下车，我帮您打120，免得您突然暴
毙！我最讨厌你这种以老卖老的，插队挤上车的时候就演成龙，上了车
就装演林黛玉！”
顿时道出全车心声。。。。。。。。。。。
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>地点：广州某路公交车，下班时间</p>
<p>一老妇和一年轻女子起口角，事由大概是年轻女子不让座，老妇继而发飙，骂年轻女子没家教，老妇摆起了长辈的口吻:</p>
<p>老：“你家没有老人吗？”<br />
嫩：“我家老人有小车！要坐公车也不等上下班时间”<br />
老：“我们贡献了社会大半辈子了，哪有你这样不体谅老人家的”<br />
嫩：“我现在还在水深火热地贡献社会，上了10小时班站了10小时，哪有您这么不体谅后辈的，难道您无儿无孙？”<br />
老：“没有我们建设社会，哪能让你们这代人舒舒服服地过？”<br />
嫩：“现在没有我们这代人缴税，您哪来的免费公交卡？”<br />
<span id="more-3526"></span><br />
老人出绝招 ：“我不管，我现在呼吸很困难，不舒服，你让我坐下来！”<br />
此时已经有别人耐不住，让了老人坐了，老人不肯，誓死要让嫩女难堪<br />
嫩女作最后反击：“行行行，您别下车，我帮您打120，免得您突然暴<br />
毙！我最讨厌你这种以老卖老的，插队挤上车的时候就演成龙，上了车<br />
就装演林黛玉！”<br />
顿时道出全车心声。。。。。。。。。。。</p>
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		<title>wow账号被删之前传</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[邪恶的弟弟
大致就是弟弟跑网上装了个不认识的人去把哥哥打死了…………
然后哥哥想报仇又被弟弟打死了……
哥哥打游戏很没有体育精神，一直在作马教主咆哮状。
后来妈妈怒了……

不过貌似那只狗很淡定&#8230;.
然后就有了下面的事情的发生&#8230;
癫狂链接:

当魔兽帐号被删之后…… 
Wow魔兽账号被删之加强版
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>邪恶的弟弟<br />
大致就是弟弟跑网上装了个不认识的人去把哥哥打死了…………<br />
然后哥哥想报仇又被弟弟打死了……<br />
哥哥打游戏很没有体育精神，一直在作马教主咆哮状。<br />
后来妈妈怒了……</p>
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<p><strong>不过貌似那只狗很淡定&#8230;.</strong></p>
<p>然后就有了下面的事情的发生&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-3521"></span>癫狂链接:<br />
<a title="Permanent Links to 当魔兽帐号被删之后……" rel="bookmark" href="../2009/06/24/cancelled-wow-account-meltdown/"></a></p>
<p><a title="Permanent Links to 当魔兽帐号被删之后……" rel="bookmark" href="../2009/06/24/cancelled-wow-account-meltdown/">当魔兽帐号被删之后……</a><a title="Permanent Links to Wow魔兽账号被删之加强版" rel="bookmark" href="../2009/06/29/the-expanded-of-cancelled-wow-account-meltdown/"> </a></p>
<p><a title="Permanent Links to Wow魔兽账号被删之加强版" rel="bookmark" href="../2009/06/29/the-expanded-of-cancelled-wow-account-meltdown/">Wow魔兽账号被删之加强版</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[这位哥们儿在youtube上反正是红了,然后有个牛人顺手就做了个加强版.
经过反复看了N遍,我发现&#8230;&#8230;..
其实他好像真的挺难过的&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>这位哥们儿在youtube上反正是红了,然后有个牛人顺手就做了个加强版.<br />
经过反复看了N遍,我发现&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>其实他好像真的挺难过的&#8230;</strong></span></p></blockquote>
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