Lazy Parenting 101

I Hate Sand Castles

Karl Woll — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:49:12 +0000

Ok, I admit this has nothing to do with being a lazy parent, but its a damn hilarious photo.

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Tip #10: Track Your Kids With A GPS Watch

Karl Woll — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:08:40 +0000

Tired of trying to keep track of your kids? You know, like having to stand at the playground and watch them, or asking them to phone you after school. It used to be a real hassle, but no more thanks to the Child Locator GPS watches. All you have to do is strap the nifty [...]

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Florida Woman Arrested Over Letting Daughter Skip School 59 Times

Karl Woll — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:41:00 +0000

59 times! Now this is truly a lazy parent. GAINESVILLE, Fla. (CBS) ― A Gainesville mother has been arrested after her daughter missed too many days of school, reports CBS station WFOR-TV in Miami. The unidentified woman was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor after her ninth-grade daughter had 59 unexcused absences. Alachua [...]

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As Long As They’re Out Of My Hair….

Karl Woll — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:47:29 +0000

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New Dad Thinks Baby Might Be Gay

Karl Woll — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:14:20 +0000

Here’s a news story I pulled of the archives at The Onion News. SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Citing “something vaguely effeminate” about his eight-month-old son Michael, first-time father Joe Oebrick, 32, reported Tuesday that he suspects the infant may be a homosexual. “I love my son,” Oebrick said. “But, you understand, I’m worried, too.” Among the many “small signs” that suggest [...]

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Why It Pays To Be A Lazy Parent

Karl Woll — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:25:04 +0000

I came across an interesting article from the Telegraph the other day “Idle Parenting Means Happy Children”. It basically argues that parents who are too involved with their children’s daily activities and entertainment hinder their ability to think and act for themselves. It argues that “idle parenting” not only makes life easier for the parents [...]

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Lazy Parents in the News: Let Boy Feed Reptiles to Zoo Crocodile

Karl Woll — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:19:39 +0000

This week a 7 year old boy wreaked havoc in an Australian zoo, slipping past security sensors and killing 13 reptiles before feeding them to a crocodile. The attack happened on Wednesday morning after the boy entered the zoo by jumping over the security fence and evading sensor alarms. Over the next half hour, he bludgeoned some [...]

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Hahaha! Best Laughing Baby Video

Karl Woll — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:17:38 +0000

I defy anyone to find a better laughing baby vid.

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Area Baby Doesn’t Have Any Friends

Karl Woll — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:51:03 +0000

Another great news story from our friends at the Onion. TARRYTOWN, NY—Although he’s had nearly three months to meet people, local baby Joshua Goldsworthy hasn’t made a single friend, according to those who know him. People who have met the quiet, stay-at-home misfit say that, while he’s more interesting than he was two months ago, Joshua lacks [...]

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Tip # 9: Is Your Child Gifted? Probably Not.

Karl Woll — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:35:50 +0000

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