Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities » The Dirty http://thedirty.com Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in. Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:25:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Kaden Loves Smeagol http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/feedburner/KkuD/~3/Y9z4_Eon1J4/ http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kaden-loves-smeagol/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:21:03 +0000 Nik Richie http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kaden-loves-smeagol/

Kaden loves smeagol

Kaden loves smeagol

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.

One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik

**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench.  I decided. 


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]]> http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kaden-loves-smeagol/feed/ http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kaden-loves-smeagol/ Kolby Loves Trout http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/feedburner/KkuD/~3/y3aYVszsSNE/ http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kolby-loves-trout/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:00:49 +0000 Nik Richie Kolby Skills

Kolby Skills

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I’ve seen Kolby at clubs and online.. She’s definitely a Trout-Hound.. Here are a few pics and her intro from a dating site she and Leper use to get over on Trouts. I personally think she has the MAC FORCE FIELD and SAME FACE SYNDROME: 

“I am a 23, fun and beautiful women looking for a man who will spoil and wine and dine me!! I’m looking to just have a little excitement with a man who doesn’t mind giving me $$$ for my time and take care of me. I like to keep things simple and NSA, but I think that’s what makes it that much more sexy! I won’t travel until I really get to know you ( I see that seems to already be understood…lovin it!) I don’t like to play games so don’t….“

I am pretty sure she is a prostitute.  I can’t believe we haven’t named this Alien replacement for Leper?- nik


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]]> http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kolby-loves-trout/feed/ http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/kolby-loves-trout/ Scottsdale DUI Suspect Had 5 Times The Legal Limit http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/feedburner/KkuD/~3/hr24-MSQwYQ/ http://thedirty.com/2009/07/10/scottsdale-dui-suspect-had-5-times-the-legal-limit/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:34:01 +0000 Nik Richie http://thedirty.com/?p=189502 dirtydui3808

THE DIRTY ARMY: (AZCentral.com) - Scottsdale police on Wednesday detained a man whom they allege registered a preliminary blood alcohol level of .40, which is five times the legal limit for driving.

Doran Sears, 37, was stopped by officers near North 100th Street and North Thompson Peak Parkway in Scottsdale shortly after 1 p.m. Wednesday.

Police allege that a preliminary breath test yielded .40, but official results of a blood draw that was conducted were pending, said Scottsdale Police Department spokesman Officer Dave Pubins.

Sears remained in police custody after going before a municipal judge Thursday morning, Pubins said.

That is nothing… I had to do alcohol classes with a chick who hit .510.- nik


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I always thought that 8 belles had great +2’s but is it me or are they lopsided?

It looks like someone popped one of them?  Why is she still dating that scenester Douche Bag?- nik


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik after a good night of clubbing I hit a local fast food spot & is smacked in the face with all this ass. Good food but bad ass. I just want to know would you cuz from all the laughs in the restaurant everyone else wouldn’t!!!

Answer:  No, not a big cankle fan.


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Looks like like their marketing firm is taking e-trade commercials to a whole other level.


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Matteo.  This fool thinks he is some big player, he spends more time in the mirror and getting ready then a girl.  Matteo is a god in Matteos mind, he thinks every girl wants him and he can have any of them.  He thinks telling people “Magnum baby Magnum” turns them on or impresses them.  Well Matteo too me it looks like your at the gas station getting your and your boytoy some condoms for the night…OH AND DON’T FORGET THE CHAPSTICK, you don’t want no dried lips when your sucking each other off.

Guys that promote the Magnums in public are usually lacking something besides their balls.- nik


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the same shims from before with the Real Housewives chick! The one I am attaching thinks she runs sh*t and is hanging out with Kellan Lutz from the movie Twilight!

This troll is such a Hamptons celeb chaser.  Let me guess… you are from Jersey?- nik


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What the hell is wrong with Mapquests Hands?

What the hell is wrong with Mapquests Hands?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Maybe you are correct in Saying that Mapquest is a SHIM check out its hands. You were right with Tranny Manny, so the Vegas should listen when you talk so they wont be Froggy by association?

For the newbies… we call her MapQuest because of the large gap between her +2’s.  You need directions to get from point A to point B.- nik 


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I am pretty sure there is something wrong with this picture?


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