Stick & Gigglehttp://www.stickandgiggle.comAlmost more fun than a body should haveenTue, 07 Jul 2009 21:38:56 PDThttp://wordpress.org/?v=2.8hourly1Birthdayhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/LgGfjua7wCg/Real LifeAFri, 19 Jun 2009 16:18:25 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=230Today I’m a year older.

I’m not entirely broken up over it, although I’m also not quite willing to discuss my new age. It was just after my birthday 2 years ago that a cycle of major change in my life began, leaving my ex, getting together with M, becoming a business owner, having a beautiful baby girl, and all of the ups and downs that go along with those things. I’ve never been busier, but I’m so happy.

My big gifts were a Wii and Wii Fit. I had decided that I wanted them because it gives us all something to do that doesn’t involve sitting in front of a TV. We tore it open last night (yeah, I’m impatient), and I couldn’t recommend it more. It’s soooo much fun, and a good workout. I’m actually sore today.

Speaking of sore, I’ve got to go. We’ve got big plans tonight. It’s my birthday; maybe he’ll give me a turn tonight.

]]>Today I’m a year older. I’m not entirely broken up over it, although I’m also not quite willing to discuss my new age. It was just after my birthday 2 years ago that a cycle of major change in my life began, leaving my ex, getting together with M, becoming a business owner, having a [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2009/06/19/birthday/feed/3http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2009/06/19/birthday/Back! (Sort of)http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/EPksSC0Y6DU/Real Lifesex bloggingAWed, 17 Jun 2009 18:58:40 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=220Some of you may be aware that for about a month or so, my blog disappeared completely. I had a number of reasons for doing this, including privacy concerns, a lack of time to actually blog, and for a while there, a lack of sex about which to blog. To that end, I abruptly deleted the blog in early May. Since then, I’ve obviously changed my mind.

In hindsight, I regret deleting it, largely due to the loss of my pretty pink theme. I also completely deleted my Flickr account. Please excuse the mess. I am working on making the blog look pretty again, and will be adding pictures back eventually. I don’t know how revealing they will be, but I will figure it out. I will also write as I can, but I will probably do some occasional “lazy blogging” with links and videos, just to keep from hating myself when I don’t have time to write.

As always, if you’ve got suggestions, complaints, or even better, praise, you can e-mail me at stickandgiggle AT gmail.com.

UPDATE: We found a copy of my theme on our PC!

]]>Some of you may be aware that for about a month or so, my blog disappeared completely. I had a number of reasons for doing this, including privacy concerns, a lack of time to actually blog, and for a while there, a lack of sex about which to blog. To that end, I [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2009/06/17/back-sort-of/feed/2http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2009/06/17/back-sort-of/Rankhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/pwW7HtC3XZU/LifeMthe prettiest girl I knowASun, 07 Dec 2008 09:37:02 PSThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=202You’re the prettiest girl I know.

M has been telling me this since we first met. Kissed into my forehead as I’m falling asleep, stated plainly as I’m getting ready to go out, whispered into my ear as I’m semi-tearfully attempting to do my hair and makeup at 11pm in an attempt to just feel pretty while 8 months pregnant, it always made me smile. It also made me laugh a little, in that he hedges his bets. I’m the prettiest girl he knows. He says it’s a safe statement, because he hasn’t met Angelina Jolie or Salma Hayek.

The other night, sitting on the couch with a sleeping baby in my arms, M leaned over me to look at her. After he had taken her all in (again), he smiled at me, kissed my cheek, and whispered in my ear:

You’re the second prettiest girl I know.

I’ll take that in a heartbeat.

]]>You’re the prettiest girl I know. M has been telling me this since we first met. Kissed into my forehead as I’m falling asleep, stated plainly as I’m getting ready to go out, whispered into my ear as I’m semi-tearfully attempting to do my hair and makeup at 11pm in an attempt to just feel [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/12/07/rank/feed/5http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/12/07/rank/She’s Here!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/2fz5Mh4wnGw/LifeMpregnantASat, 29 Nov 2008 23:18:47 PSThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=199Our baby girl arrived on Monday, November 24th, weighed 5 pounds, 12 ounces, and was 19 inches long. Following a crazy Tuesday that included a tubal ligation for Mommy, we went home on Wednesday. She’s absolutely beautiful, and M is over the moon, spoiling her already. I’m trying to at least update my Twitter, but I’ve been pretty bad about it. I will definitely do a better job in 2009.

I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving (where applicable), and I’ll write more when I’m not on Vicodin.

]]>Our baby girl arrived on Monday, November 24th, weighed 5 pounds, 12 ounces, and was 19 inches long. Following a crazy Tuesday that included a tubal ligation for Mommy, we went home on Wednesday. She’s absolutely beautiful, and M is over the moon, spoiling her already. I’m trying to at least update [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/11/30/shes-here/feed/12http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/11/30/shes-here/Housekeepinghttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/TXlM1WtQ-pc/Picturespregnantbed restoh so boredASat, 08 Nov 2008 20:41:05 PSThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=187I’ve spent a lot of time on bed rest lately, and decided to make some changes to the blog. Some have been implemented, while several aren’t done yet:

  • I’ve uploaded four of my pregnancy pics, and will upload the rest in a few days. You can view them here. The night we took these photos, we emptied the toy chest. I’m working on a story about it. Stay tuned.
  • My “About Me” page is sad and horribly outdated. I’ve taken it down, and am reworking it now.
  • I’m now on Twitter! You can follow me there, or view my updates on the right sidebar.
  • I changed my secondary font. Turns out that not everyone has my default font, and the secondary looked like absolute crap. I’m not sure I’m satisfied with what we have now, but I think it’s an improvement.

If you have any other suggestions, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’m in the home stretch of this pregnancy, and if this baby doesn’t come soon, I’m going to need some way to keep me occupied.

    ]]>I’ve spent a lot of time on bed rest lately, and decided to make some changes to the blog. Some have been implemented, while several aren’t done yet: I’ve uploaded four of my pregnancy pics, and will upload the rest in a few days. You can view them here. The night we took [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/11/08/housekeeping/feed/4http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/11/08/housekeeping/Magic!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/J7IOt-9C5E4/UncategorizedAWed, 29 Oct 2008 11:41:20 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=174Magic doesn’t usually turn me on, but this does.

    ]]>    Magic doesn’t usually turn me on, but this does. Sleight of HandUploaded by karamijahttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/29/magic/feed/3http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/29/magic/    Preparationshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/Zvwqe9QZ_PE/MpregnantASat, 25 Oct 2008 09:57:17 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=142As my due date approaches, I’m in full-on nesting mode. The contents of M’s office have been vacated from the baby’s room, and gender-specific paint has been lovingly applied to the walls. Almost every necessary accessory has been purchased and assembled. The house is as clean as we can get it with 3 boys on-site. However, I forgot one major thing:

    A: You know that when I have the baby, I’ll probably rip. I won’t be able to have sex for 6 weeks.
    M: That’s ok. You’re just going to have to work on your handjob technique.

    Now how could I have forgotten that? Enter this. I’ll let you know how it shakes out.

    ]]>    As my due date approaches, I’m in full-on nesting mode. The contents of M’s office have been vacated from the baby’s room, and gender-specific paint has been lovingly applied to the walls. Almost every necessary accessory has been purchased and assembled. The house is as clean as we can get it with [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/25/preparations/feed/1http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/25/preparations/    Thank You Bart Simpsonhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/gdlEP6g_754/ParenthoodbastardsimpsonsASun, 19 Oct 2008 09:25:26 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=146On Tuesday, I visited my OB/GYN for my week 32 checkup. Because our daycare situation is always in flux, my 3 year-old accompanied me. This presents certain challenges, but nothing I can’t handle. However, this particular time was a little unusual.

    This new baby gives us 4 kids total, rendering it neither feasible nor humane to stuff them all into the back seat of a Camry. Enter the minivan. This wonder of modern automotive technology has all the amenities, with leg room and cupholders galore. The most popular feature is the DVD player. Trips as short as 10 minutes must be accompanied by partial episodes of SpongeBob, the opening scene from Transformers, and always a fan favorite, various discs from individual seasons of The Simpsons.

    One such episode is particularly popular. In it, Homer finds that he has a long-lost brother. Bart, being the precocious rapscallion that he is, refers to his his uncle as the bastard, going so far as to incorporate it into a song, sung to the theme music of the show, “Bastard bastARD, bastard bastard bastard…” Of course, this the absolute pinnacle of humor to the boys.

    So sitting there in the waiting room, about 15 minutes removed from that very scene, my 3 year-old breaks out into song:

    “BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD!!!!”

    Yeah, this is gonna be fun.

    ]]>    On Tuesday, I visited my OB/GYN for my week 32 checkup. Because our daycare situation is always in flux, my 3 year-old accompanied me. This presents certain challenges, but nothing I can’t handle. However, this particular time was a little unusual. This new baby gives us 4 kids total, rendering it neither feasible [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/19/thank-you-bart-simpson/feed/1http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/19/thank-you-bart-simpson/    Placenta Brainhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/BI6KhRR3_og/pregnantASat, 11 Oct 2008 02:06:44 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=115I’ve been joking for the past couple of months that I have placenta brain, but it turns out to be true. My memory isn’t where I’d like it to be. M has very helpfully pointed out my inability to effectively communicate. It would seem that when I talk to people, they aren’t actually privvy to my inner dialogue. This creates a disconnect between what I hear and what’s actually said. To top it off, my brain is actually shrinking. Hooray.

    While I’d like to blame this for the fact that I haven’t been blogging, but it’s really been a combination of everything. I’ll have the baby (a girl!!) the first week of December, the business is keeping us busy, and of course, we’ve got three boys ranging from 3 to almost nearly 13 between us. With that kind of range, we’re juggling schools, extra-curricular activities, the final throes of potty training, daily lightsaber duels, meals, and wrapping up myriad other tasks before the blessed event is upon us.

    We’re getting there, but realistically, I probably won’t have time to write much until early next year. I’ll try to mix in some other things in the meantime.

    ]]>    I’ve been joking for the past couple of months that I have placenta brain, but it turns out to be true. My memory isn’t where I’d like it to be. M has very helpfully pointed out my inability to effectively communicate. It would seem that when I talk to people, they aren’t [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/11/placenta-brain/feed/3http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/10/11/placenta-brain/    Duranthttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/StickGiggle/~3/-e2NyySUb3Q/LifeMPlaycheap hotels in OklahomafuckingnakedAMon, 30 Jun 2008 16:18:49 PDThttp://www.stickandgiggle.com/?p=90In mid-March, M and I spent a night in Durant, Oklahoma. His son spent Spring Break with his mother, and Durant is the closest thing to a halfway point we have. Our plan was to drop him off, spend the night at a cheap hotel, and drive back the following day. Of course, his mother flaked out on us and we shared the room with his son that night.

    The following morning, while Mini M showered, M pulled me up on my knees and fucked me from behind. This gave him the benefit of mauling my breasts while he sawed into me with his cock, and gave me the benefit of looking over my shoulder and watching him go at me in a conveniently-positioned mirror. Watching his hips buck as he loses control and slams into me never fails to turn me on.

    That day, we made a baby.

    This time around, we were able to go slowly, make some noise, and mix things up a little bit. My growing belly is forcing us to get creative with positions. But somehow, we still wound up with him behind me, losing control and slamming into me. Oh well, stick with what works, I suppose.

    With all the kids gone for most of the summer, we’re going to have ample opportunity to be naked in every room of the house. I’ll keep everyone apprised…

    ]]>    In mid-March, M and I spent a night in Durant, Oklahoma. His son spent Spring Break with his mother, and Durant is the closest thing to a halfway point we have. Our plan was to drop him off, spend the night at a cheap hotel, and drive back the following day. Of [...]http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/06/30/durant/feed/3http://www.stickandgiggle.com/2008/06/30/durant/