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      <title>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Rann)</title>
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      <issued>2009-07-03T14:34:00+00:00</issued>
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      <summary>By Rann Snarling fanboys and sneering critics can&#8217;t keep this from being an awesome movie, no matter how much they&#8217;d like to.</summary>
      <created>2009-07-03T14:34:00+00:00</created>
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		  <name>Rann</name>
		  <email>rannaridorn@gmail.com</email>
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      <dc:subject>Movies</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By Rann<br /><p>Snarling fanboys and sneering critics can&#8217;t keep this from being an awesome movie, no matter how much they&#8217;d like to.
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</p><br /><div class="rann"><p><span class="hide"><b>Rann:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Let&#8217;s face it, the <i>Transformers</i> sequel probably already counts as a &#8220;critical bomb&#8221;, whatever the hell that&#8217;s supposed to mean considering that it made back its budget in its opening week. The given reasons are wide, varied, and often complete opposites of each other. So why, exactly, is everyone who thinks their opinion important because it appears in print seemingly enraged by this movie? Mister Ebert, who has an average of being right about one in ten times in my personal opinion, considered his hatred of this movie important enough to dedicate <i>two</i> articles to saying how much it sucked because he said so. Why?
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Well, I think there are a lot of reasons. Politics figures into it a little, but I&#8217;ll just mention that I think it does and not go into it. Popularity is another. The review press has its own popularity trends it follows, as much if not more than the Hollywood movies it reviews. It&#8217;s always been popular to hate sequels&#8230; a sequel has to be a magnum opus of near-unprecedented heights to get reviewers to even admit that it <u>might</u> be as good as the first. It&#8217;s also fairly popular to hate Michael Bay, as he&#8217;s joined the ranks of a select few Hollywood personalities that, far beyond their actual flaws as actors and filmmakers (or people), are simply chic to savage in the press. The general worthlessness of &#8220;professional critics&#8221; in general.
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But these cannot detract from the fact that this is an awesome movie. And I don&#8217;t even mean that in a &#8220;lay back and turn off your brain, munch some popcorn, watch explosions&#8221; way. I mean that it&#8217;s an awesome movie in the same way that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a great actor.
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See, that&#8217;s the thing. If you&#8217;re not so set on going &#8220;Hurf durf, his accent is funnee!!&#8221; and it&#8217;s a role where he&#8217;s actually allowed to emote, Schwarzenegger has far better acting chops than a lot of those the review press would like to canonize. He can emote with sincerity and believability, he has a range of expressions that make other guys look like they&#8217;re the emotionless killing machines from the future, and in general he&#8217;s just pretty damned good.
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<i>Transformers 2</i> is the same way. If you&#8217;re not sitting there thinking &#8220;Hurf durf, when&#8217;s the next explosion?!&#8221;, it&#8217;s actually a really good movie. It&#8217;s not perfect, as if making a movie with an annoying scene or two were a sin, but it&#8217;s pretty damn good. And in their own way, even the annoying, gratuitous scenes have their place in building up the larger picture.
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Most people probably know the general gist of the story by now. Sam is heading off to college, but is dragged back into the war between Autobots and Decepticons, which is heating up again right here on Earth. Megatron is back, and he&#8217;s pissed off. I don&#8217;t want to spoil too much, but there will be spoilers in here, as I go through and hit on a few things I find notable.
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The early scenes with Sam&#8217;s parents are annoying as hell. They&#8217;re reminiscent of a lot of the scenes with the two of them in the first movie, Michael Bay&#8217;s idea of a comedy couple really. They seem to make the early bits of the movie where the robots aren&#8217;t fighting a bit of a drag. During the scene where Sam&#8217;s mom gets whacked out on magic brownies and goes running around like a psycho, I rolled my eyes and wished we could get past this particular Bay-ism as soon as possible. The thing is, these early scenes of ridiculousness with Sam&#8217;s parents come back to your mind later on, when the two are actually called upon to emote, to be real people for the first time since they&#8217;ve appeared in these movies, really. For me, it made them much more empathetic than they otherwise would have been. I&#8217;ve seen my parents be like that, goofy, argue over stupid stuff, do ridiculously silly and embarrassing things. And I&#8217;ve seen them at their intense moments, facing the really bad stuff life can throw at you. All of a sudden Sam&#8217;s parents were my parents, and I really think that&#8217;s what Bay was trying for. He was hoping to hit that spot in everyone that has seen their parents be annoying as hell, but somewhere knows that if they were hurt and bleeding in the sand in some godforsaken pit on the other side of world, their parents would demand to be right there beside them.
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The scene where Optimus takes on the elite of the Decepticon forces and can&#8217;t quite stand up to them all gave me a rush and tingles in a way that even their original to-the-end battle in the original animated movie didn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s a different kind of tension, an understanding that this is more than just two old foes smashing against each other because it&#8217;s what they&#8217;ve done for millions of years. That original fight, the original death, was almost perfunctory. Here, Optimus may be fighting that age old battle, he may be fighting to protect the Earth, he may be continuing the war, but on a much more basic level, he&#8217;s fighting to save a single person who&#8217;s twenty feet away. While we&#8217;d like to say we understand it, can create empathy for it, I really don&#8217;t think most of us can quite grasp the idea of leading an ancient war, or fighting to protect the entire planet. Fighting and giving it all to protect one person is something I think everyone could understand and empathize with. And thus, Sam&#8217;s drive to bring him back, to find the Matrix of Leadership and call Optimus back to put an end to the Fallen, becomes not just someone wanting to bring back the great leader, the savior of their cause&#8230; it becomes one person trying to save the person that had saved him.
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Sam&#8217;s a more interesting character this time around as well, while still being the same character. It&#8217;s a good job on behalf of both the writing and Shia LeBouf&#8217;s acting that they pulled this off, that this is still the same goofy, awkward guy, but having grown two years older and had a steady girlfriend for those two years. He&#8217;s neither exactly the same nor is he wildly different for his offscreen experiences. Both Sam and Mikaela manage to seem like real people and nuanced characters, even if they&#8217;re still a bit silly and overblown like most Michael Bay influenced characters. Sam&#8217;s moment of &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to be special, I just want to be normal&#8221; carries off a lot better than many such attempts do, in part because of the subject matter. Too often, the hero is granted some magnificent powers and gifts along with their responsibilities, and they hate their superstrength, their lightning-quick reflexes, their ability to make the world&#8217;s most delicious pizza appear from nowhere as much as they do their destiny to slaughter the ancient evil. Sam hasn&#8217;t been given any powers, he&#8217;s not being offered any reward on the side, he really isn&#8217;t being given anything in return for being asked to fight in a war. Even if you don&#8217;t agree, you can still understand why he doesn&#8217;t want to be part of it.
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Diverging far away from that, there&#8217;s just a lot of stupid humor in this one. Fart humor, humping humor, all that kind of stuff. This was apparently a decision not just on Bay&#8217;s part, but multiple peoples&#8217; part, to try and &#8220;balance&#8221; the higher rev of the action and drama. It really doesn&#8217;t work, and it really wasn&#8217;t necessary, but it lasts for a second or two at a time so oh well. Roll your eyes at it and then stick them back on the screen so you don&#8217;t miss any of the good stuff.
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The Twins have also been massively controversial, in a way that only the Hollywood press can blow something like that out of proportion. Their personalities seem to be largely the fault of their voice actors, and even those guys have basically said &#8220;Yeah, our bad&#8221; in reaction to the outrage. And they are annoying and goofy&#8230; they&#8217;re kind of supposed to be. Who would take Transformers that <i>willingly</i> chose those altmodes seriously? But again, most of the goofy points with the Twins don&#8217;t last too long, and even they get their moments in the sun&#8230; their time to be &#8220;human&#8221;, as it were, their own chance to be awesome.
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Arcee, despite Bay&#8217;s misinformation campaign, does indeed live through most/all of the movie. That rather odd qualification is related to a story snarl it&#8217;s unlikely will ever be resolved, and I&#8217;ll explain it if someone reeeeeally wants me to, but be warned, it&#8217;s nerdiness most high.
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The Transformers designs have been revised a little further, and though there&#8217;s still not the solid panels of bright colors that would help to distinguish them utterly from each other, I never really had any problems. The individual Autobots don&#8217;t get as much screentime or chance to diversify as they did the first time around&#8230; more robot-versus-robot fight scenes means less time for them to stand around emoting, and Sideswipe is just kind of&#8230; there. And almost none of the Decepticons get any amount of personality besides Megatron, Starscream, and the Fallen. And, well, Soundwave, but it&#8217;s canon that he doesn&#8217;t have one and we <i>like</i> him that way, dammit.
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In conclusion, let me say this. If you go into this movie and do as you&#8217;re so often instructed when critics are forced to admit that a movie is entertaining without having an important message, &#8220;shut off your brain and enjoy the ride&#8221;, will <i>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</i> be a cool popcorn-munching summer action flick? Yeah, most likely. But here&#8217;s a wild thought. Leave your brain on. Flick the switch so that your emotions are engaged, too. You may have to think some more about the logical absurdities, but you might also discover that there&#8217;s more to the movie than explosions and robots shooting each other in the face.</p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>#SYTYCD &#8220;Awesome Dance of the Week&#8221; &#45; Top 14 (DonnaK)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.552</id>
      <issued>2009-07-02T18:00:31+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-07-02T22:57:32+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By DonnaK This was possibly the best week of So You Think You Can Dance I&#8217;ve seen yet.</summary>
      <created>2009-07-02T18:00:31+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>DonnaK</name>
		  <email>morganafq@gmail.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By DonnaK<br /><p>This was possibly the best week of So You Think You Can Dance I&#8217;ve seen yet.
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</p><br /><div class="donna"><p><span class="hide"><b>DonnaK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Hot damn these dancers were on fire last night! Truly, all of the performances were out of this world, and I can never really say that. Even the weaker ones weren&#8217;t bad, just a little weaker than the others. It was hilarious at our house. I watch the show with a notepad taking down all the pertinent info I need for these posts - dancers names, choreographer, style, etc. When I like a dance but am not wowed by it, I leave the line of info untouched. When I think it was quite strong, I put a check next to it. When I *LOVE* it, I star it. When I don&#8217;t like it or am calling it for bottom three, I cross it out. This week I had FOUR starred entries and only two that were crossed out - that&#8217;s how good a show this was. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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We started out with Janette and Brandon doing one HELL of cha-cha that was choreographed by Jean-Marc Genereux and France. This was just out of this world. Both of these dancers are at the pinnacle of this competition and I can&#8217;t see any reason why both of them won&#8217;t make the Top 10. Janette, who I tend overlook sometimes, was just on fire, and Brandon was his usual amazing self (eat it, Mia!). My one complaint, which is something that Jim very aptly pointed out to me? Brandon kept looking at and playing to the audience instead of looking at and playing to his partner. That&#8217;s a huge no-no and I&#8217;m surprised he didn&#8217;t get called on it. One of my starred dances. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
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Next up were Kayla and Kupono doing a Sonya Tayek contemporary routine. This dance caused a split in our house - Jim hated it but I liked it quite a bit. Sonya&#8217;s choreography is really hit or miss with me, but this one hit, especially with Kayla giving it here absolute all like that. I&#8217;m liking Kupono less and less - I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s growing and I don&#8217;t think he should still be here. Despite the fact that I liked this number - and especially Kayla in it - I&#8217;m calling it for the bottom three. I think it might be just too much weirdness for America.
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Randi and Evan completely blew me away next with an amazing Broadway routine choreographed by Joey Dowling. I&#8217;ve not seen Dowling&#8217;s work before but I loved it - quite lyrical and smooth. Evan was TOTALLY in the zone and danced to absolute perfection, and Randi really kept right up with him. I was honestly shocked and angry when I listened to the judges tear this routine and Evan apart. I thought they were completely in the wrong and seem to be trying to find some way to get America to vote Even into the bottom 3. I don&#8217;t understand the praise for Kupono but the tearing down of Evean, especially after such a great performance. I starred this before it was even over, that&#8217;s how good it was for me.
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Caitlin and Jason were up next dancing a pop-jazz routine by Brian Friedman. Caitlin my lovely, I&#8217;m so sorry but this just didn&#8217;t work for me at all on any level. I disliked the choreography and hated the costuming. I thought the two danced as well as they could, but Caitlin couldn&#8217;t seem to pull out the inner power she has to dominate the dance as she was supposed to. This was a hot mess for me and I&#8217;m calling it for the bottom three.
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Jeanine and Phillip were next and blew my mind with a Napolean and Tabitha lyrical hip-hop number. Oh my god this was so beyond amazing I just don&#8217;t have words. This is one the viewers will remember forever. It&#8217;s going to go up there with the bed dance, the flowers, the bench, the door, the briefcase. Phillip was totally in his element and popped so hard I thought he would break apart. Jeanine kept right up with him and the choreography with the chain was just amazing. Bravo you two - you got a HUGE star for that, as did Tabitha and Napoleon.
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Melissa and Ade upped the ante even more with a classical pas de deux choreographed by Thordal Christensen. This was just so amazing to watch - beautiful, romantic, emotional, totally in character. The lines were amazing, the lifts, the jumps - all perfection. Definitely technically the best dance of the night and a HUGE star from me. Melissa continues to be my favorite girl on this show - keep it up!
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We ended the evening on a low note when Karla and Vitolio semi-butchered a quick step choreographed by Jean-Marc Genereux and France. They tried, they really did, but it just wasn&#8217;t good enough. I didn&#8217;t find the technique up to par, although they certainly gave it their all and put their hearts into it. I just didn&#8217;t find their technique good enough to warrant much more than a passing thought. This is my last call for bottom three.
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I know I usually put up videos here of my picks for The Awesome Dance of the Week and the Runner Up, but they&#8217;re getting yanked from YouTube as fast as they go up, so there&#8217;s no point at the moment. So I&#8217;m just going to announce it and hope you can find the clips on your own. After much thought I&#8217;ve giving The Awesome Dance of the Week Award to Jeanine and Phillip - and a choreographer award to Tabitha and Napolean for another fantastic routine. My VERY close runner up the pas de deux by Melissa and Ade, who were just amazing. 
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My calls for the bottom three are Kayla and Kupono, Caitlin and Jason and Karla and Vitolio. If I&#8217;m right I see Karla and Vitolio going home - I jut don&#8217;t think either is strong enough to stay. 
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Okay, floor&#8217;s open! What did you think? Who were your favorites and why? Let&#8217;s hear it! <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /></p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>#SYTYCD &#8220;Awesome Dance of the Week&#8221; &#45; Top 16 (DonnaK)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.551</id>
      <issued>2009-06-25T18:32:16+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-26T02:22:17+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By DonnaK It&#8217;s still a tight race but there were some let downs this week.</summary>
      <created>2009-06-25T18:32:16+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>DonnaK</name>
		  <email>morganafq@gmail.com</email>
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      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By DonnaK<br /><p>It&#8217;s still a tight race but there were some let downs this week.
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</p><br /><div class="donna"><p><span class="hide"><b>DonnaK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>This So You Think You Can Dance Top 16 is so strong and so popular that I don&#8217;t see more than a couple of weak links in it at this point. I think the judges - and America - are going to have a hard time trying to pick their &#8220;favorite&#8221; dancers amongst such incredibly strong competition. Enough platitudes, on to the show.
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We started the night with Karla and Jonathan doing a Dave Scoot smooth hip hop number. I&#8217;m sorry, but this one really didn&#8217;t work for me. The choreography was there, but the dancing wasn&#8217;t. I didn&#8217;t feel any heat, any fire, or much chemistry between the two, and the dance suffered for it. Nigel was also right in pointing out the lack of symmetry between  the pair as they couldn&#8217;t even get simple moves coordinated between them. Look for these two to be in the bottom three.
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Asuka and Vitolio danced next in a Mandy Moore jazz routine&#8230; which just fell flat on its face. I came into this competition with Asuka as one of my favorite two girls, and now I&#8217;m seeing her as a weak link. I&#8217;ve never truly seen the talent in Vitolio that the ret of the world seems to, and this pairing, for all the &#8220;awwwww"s we got last night, ,just doesn&#8217;t do anything for me. I could visibly see the fear in both of their faces throughout the number and the dancing felt mechanical. I&#8217;m calling these two for the bottom two as well.
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And then we got to watch Melissa and Ade doing a smoldering rumba choreographed by Tony Meredith, and the show *finally* started. WOW was this an amazing piece or what! For two people who don&#8217;t know ballroom they sure as hell caught on quickly! Melissa has quickly leaped her way into my heart and into position as one of the top two girls this season. This dance was hot, passionate, perfectly executed and just amazing.
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Not ones to be defeated, Janette and Brandon followed that up with a Dave Scott hip hop number that set the place on fire! Brandon is really the one to beat in this competition. I&#8217;m sorry, Mia, but this kid has so much talent it&#8217;s honestly scary to watch sometimes. This pair has got it all and handled this tough number with equal parts fire and technique. Definitely on the hot tamale train in my book!
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Our new couple, Kayla and Kupono danced next doing a Viennese waltz choreographed by by Jean-Marc Genereux and France. I&#8217;m sorry, but the one thought in the back of my mind the whole time they were dancing was &#8220;wow, wouldn&#8217;t this have been just SPECTACULAR with Max?&#8221; *sigh* Putting my sadness over losing Max last week aside, I have to say I disagree with Nigel. I thought these two were just gorgeous in every way and that people *will* pick up the phone for them. Any regular viewer of So You Think You Can Dance knows how hard the Viennese waltz is and will always recognize it when it&#8217;s done well, which this was. The lines and rise-and-fall were quite good and the passion was really there. Bravo to these two.
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Randi and Evan were next up with a Mia Michaels contemporary number. I adore Mia&#8217;s choreography so I really enjoyed this crazy-yet-simple number. Evan had it dead-to rights - I thought he was definitely the strongest of the pair and truly living up to my high expectations of him. I could both see and feel Randi&#8217;s embarrassment during the number and it did affect the dance, but not too much. I think the judges really give Evan too much of a hard time - perhaps they&#8217;re pushing him because they see so much potential in him? Great number for me.
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Caitlin and Jason were up next with a Jean-Marc Genereux and France paso double. Ummmmm&#8230; no. Just no. There was no fire, no passion, and zero chemistry between these two. Even mechanically this dance was sub par. And with &#8220;O Fortuna&#8221; as yourmusic you&#8217;d BETTER bring the fire to the party, and it was just gone. I see these two in the bottom three again tonight.
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Jeanine and Phillip closed the show with a smashing Broadway number by Tyce Diorio. This piece was fun, playful, full of life and yet technically demanding. I loved it and I love them in it. Phillip is growing well but does need to work on his strength. Jeanine&#8217;s a doll who doesn&#8217;t need to work on anything. I loved this.
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After all that&#8230; who gets the Awesome Dance of the Week Award? It was close, but I think Melissa and Ade edged out the competition with that fiery rumba. Oh, gods, her dress&#8230; did I mention her dress? It&#8217;s unbelievable, and so were the pair of them. Take a look&#8230;
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With Melissa and Ade taking the prize this week, the runner up was easy - Janette and Brandon&#8217;s hip hop routine. Such power and technique cannot go unrewarded. Enjoy&#8230;</p>

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Look for Karla and Jonathan, Asuka and Vitolio, and Caitlin and Jason to be in the bottom three. I&#8217;m calling Karla and Jonathan to go home, but Jason wouldn&#8217;t surprise me either. </p>

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Well, there you have it - the Awesome Dance of the Week Award is out. Floor&#8217;s open - I want to hear your thoughts and opinions! Let me know what you think and check back in after the results show tonight! <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>#SYTYCD &#8220;Awesome Dance of the Week&#8221; &#45; Top 18 (DonnaK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/sytycd_awesome_dance_of_the_week_-_top_18/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.550</id>
      <issued>2009-06-18T19:35:33+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-18T21:20:34+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By DonnaK This is going to be one tough season with dancers this good!</summary>
      <created>2009-06-18T19:35:33+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>DonnaK</name>
		  <email>morganafq@gmail.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By DonnaK<br /><p>This is going to be one tough season with dancers this good!
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</p><br /><div class="donna"><p><span class="hide"><b>DonnaK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>I have to hand it to the judges on So You Think You Can Dance - they really picked one hell of a Top 20 this year! With only a couple of exceptions (two of whom are already gone), this group is even stronger and more talented than last year&#8217;s crop, which is really saying something. For the contestants to all be performing this well so early on in the competition I&#8217;m thinking this is going to be one HELL of a close race. 
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<p>
This week&#8217;s dances were all quite exceptional. Highlights of the night for me&#8230; Randi and Evan doing a Louis Van Amstel jive routine. WOW&#8230; I was completely blown away by these two. I&#8217;m on record for being a huge Evan fan, but I had never paid much attention to Randi. She&#8217;s certainly getting my attention with dances like this and her jazz routine last week. I also have to get super mad props to Karla and Johnathan for their gorgeous contemporary routine choreographed by SYTYCD Canada&#8217;s Stacey Tookey. Not only was is a beautiful routine expertly danced, it also happened to be to &#8220;Falling Slowly&#8221;, a Glen Hansard/Frames ballad I just adore. Low lights of the night begin with me having to admit to a certain degree of bias here - I just don&#8217;t really get Sonya Tayeh&#8217;s choreography. She work only moves me about half the time, and her jazz routine this week sadly wasn&#8217;t one that I liked very much at all. But I have to say that Melissa and Ade danced the HELL out of it, so props to them. Two of  the weakest dances were both Shane Sparks hip hop numbers - one by Caitlin and Jason and the other by Ashley and Kupono. I expect both of them to be in the bottom three tonight. Joining them their will be the weakest dance of the night - Jeanine and Phillip&#8217;s horrendous tango choreographed by Tony Meredith. Oh, man&#8230; that was just a train wreck. I felt so bad for Phillip, but if he can&#8217;t start picking up other styles he&#8217;s not even going to make the Top 10. :(
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<p>
Here&#8217;s the one routine that has me in a tizzy - Asuke and Vitolio&#8217;s Louis Van Amstel waltz. Mary cried because she was so moved by it. Lil&#8217; C and Nigel couldn&#8217;t praise it enough. But I truly felt that Vitolio, as much as I love that boy, just flubbed it too much. Asuke was gorgeous and danced the living hell out of it, that&#8217;s for sure. But Vitolio&#8217;s inexperience showed and showed badly, and I just didn&#8217;t feel that his passion made up for his lack of technique. Were this my show, they&#8217;d be in the bottom three instead of Ashley and Kupono, but I don&#8217;t see that happening. Anyone else torn on this dance?
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<p>
Enough rambling - award time! This week it was fairly easy for me. There were only two dances that were truly and totally awesome, and only one that knocked my socks right off. Of course, I&#8217;m talking about my boy Brandon and the wonderful Janette doing a Doriana Sanchez disco. Oh my gods, this was simply an awesome display of ability, grace, charisma and technique. Those two flew aall over that stage and lit it up like a Christmas tree. My favorite moment? Lil&#8217; C finally telling Brandon that he was indeed a star and how impressed Lil&#8217; C was by him. YAY! Validation for Brandon! Now to convert Mia Michaels! Please enjoy The Awesome Dance of the Week by Brandon and Janette:
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<p>
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The runner up came close to being as awesome as Janette and Brandon but fell just a little short. The runner up for Awesome Dance of the Week has to go to Kayla and Max for their amazing pop jazz routine by Brian Friedman. The characters were there, the power was there, the chemistry, the lines, the emotion - it all came together so wonderfully. I can see noticeable improvement from Max already - I think he&#8217;s going to be a force to be reckoned with. And Kayla had been under my radar, but now I&#8217;m going to be keeping a close eye on her. These two are phenomenal, so please enjoy this great Runner Up number by Kayla and Max:</p>

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Well, there you go - the Awesome Dance of the Week Awards are out. Floor&#8217;s open to anyone who wants to jump in - what do you guys think? What dances moved you and which didn&#8217;t? I&#8217;d love to hear it! <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />&nbsp;  </p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/sytycd" title="sytycd" rel="tag">sytycd</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/so+you+think+you+can+dance" title="so you think you can dance" rel="tag">so you think you can dance</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/mia+michaels" title="mia michaels" rel="tag">mia michaels</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/nigel+lythgoe" title="nigel lythgoe" rel="tag">nigel lythgoe</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/phillip+chbeep" title="phillip chbeep" rel="tag">phillip chbeep</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/top+20" title="top 20" rel="tag">top 20</a>]]></content>
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    <entry>
      <title>The Matrix Online gets zapped (Rann)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/the_matrix_online_gets_zapped/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.549</id>
      <issued>2009-06-15T21:07:13+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-15T22:25:14+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By Rann There is no server.</summary>
      <created>2009-06-15T21:07:13+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Rann</name>
		  <email>rannaridorn@gmail.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Gaming</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By Rann<br /><p>There is no server.
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</p><br /><div class="rann"><p><span class="hide"><b>Rann:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>On the 31st of July, the servers of <i>The Matrix Online</i> will <a href="http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/posts/list.m?topic_id=36300028716" title="closed down for the last time">close down for the last time</a>. What was a bold concept&#8230; directly continuing the story from a series of movies in an online environment, allowing players to shape the growing storyline, rather than just being plopped into some &#8220;will disappear into history&#8221; era of the continuity&#8230; could not overcome a poor interface, an inability to properly distinguish itself in the burgeoning market, and the fact that you may as well admit to having tiny shrunken testicles as admit to liking the second two movies in the trilogy.
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<p>
In a way, <i>The Matrix Online</i> passing is very sad. We&#8217;re unlikely to see a property step out on the line like that and give the players a chance to affect the canon of the story that people actually care about again. On the other hand, it was mostly inevitable.
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<p>
I do have to snort at something from the forum post I linked:
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<blockquote><div><b>Are The Matrix Online subscribers going to be compensated for their loyalty to the game?</b>
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On July 31, 2009 at 11:59PM PST the ability to play The Matrix Online will cease. We encourage players to transition their active service to one of the other SOE games available for trial during the transition period of June 1 through August 1, 2009.
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<p>
You know, if you&#8217;re going to have the ball-balls to actually address that inevitable (and probably already-asked) question, you could at least upgrade to the +1 kind and admit that the answer is &#8220;No&#8221;.
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<p>
Actually, the only reason I really felt like posting this was because when the game first started, I wasn&#8217;t really playing MMOs, and made the argument to someone that without something like an individual, computer-side version of the game, if the servers ever went down you&#8217;d be SOL and that game disk would become a forty dollar several gram piece of plastic. He replied &#8220;Dude! It&#8217;s SOE! Those servers will be up forever!&#8221;
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Via <a href="http://gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20090615" title="GU Comics">GU Comics</a>, with graphical representation.</p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/games" title="games" rel="tag">games</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/matrix+online" title="matrix online" rel="tag">matrix online</a>]]></content>
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    <entry>
      <title>#SYTYCD &#8220;Awesome Dance of the Week&#8221; &#45; Top 20 (DonnaK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/sytycd_awesome_dance_of_the_week_-_top_20/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.548</id>
      <issued>2009-06-11T18:50:18+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-11T23:08:19+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By DonnaK So You Think You Can Dance returned with a vengeance this week&#8230; but what do the Made of Awesome Judges think?</summary>
      <created>2009-06-11T18:50:18+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>DonnaK</name>
		  <email>morganafq@gmail.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By DonnaK<br /><p>So You Think You Can Dance returned with a vengeance this week&#8230; but what do the Made of Awesome Judges think?
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</p><br /><div class="donna"><p><span class="hide"><b>DonnaK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Before I talk about the routines last night I want to say a few words about the auditions and Vegas week. Watching the audition episodes of SYTYCD isn&#8217;t anything like watching the American Idol auditions. At the AI auditions we see mainly the worst of the worst, the jokes, and the handicapped. I have always found that trend grotesque and I&#8217;ve never appreciated having my time wasted like that. This is certainly never been the case with So You Think You Can Dance. Here when we see the auditions we usually see the best of the best, the shining stars, and the criticisms aren&#8217;t harsh bile but tempered and sage advice. Having said all that, I did find that this season&#8217;s audition episodes looked a bit more like AI then SYTYCD. There was a greater emphasis on the negative and less focus on the breakout stars. As a result, when we got to Vegas I knew fewer people and had made fewer connections with those that had made it through. SYTYCD really needs to work harder to stay away from the AI formula and keep to its own higher standards as it has in the past. 
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<p>
Vegas week turned out to be as tough as anything I&#8217;ve ever seen on a reality show. Make no mistake about it - these kids can DANCE. There is no half-assing anything on this show. You either pick up what&#8217;s thrown at you or you&#8217;re out. The judging was harsh but, for the most part fair&#8230; save for two notable exceptions in my mind.
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<p>
The first big judging mistake was cutting Natalie, the fiery redhead contemporary dancer, without even letting her dance for her life. This woman, in my mind, was the most talented female dancer I had seen so far and to let her go so easily I felt and still feel was a most tragic mistake. I had already been laying odds on her making it to the top ten, and to see her go without even giving her the life-saving break of dancing for her life was wrong. This competition will be lesser without her in it.
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The second huge problem I had in Vegas was the ridiculous, unfounded and unduly harsh treatment of Brandon throughout the judging process. Brandon in my mind (and at least two of the judges) is easily the best dancer on the show. He has all the power of Will from last season with more technique and agility. He is a genuine force and breath-taking to watch&#8230; except apparently to Lil&#8217; C and Mia Michaels, who were both on the judging panel in Vegas. Now, I have MAD respect for Lil&#8217; C and everyone who read last year knows I think Mia Michaels is nothing short of a genius, but both of them pounded Brandon with harsh words and extremely sharp criticisms throughout the week. Even at the end, when they were telling him he had made the top 20, Michaels couldn&#8217;t resist getting in several sharp blows to his ability and ego before Mary Murphy - one of Brandon&#8217;s huge champions - pretty much ordered her to stop whilst shaking with anger. I love Mia but she absolutely went too far with her assault on Brandon. It was against the spirit of the criticisms on So You Think You Can Dance - it was harsh and purely negative instead of being constructive and useful. I also think that in Mia&#8217;s zeal to attack Brandon she made an enemy of Mary Murphy, which is about the last thing you want to do on this show. It will be interesting to see how this plays out throughout the season. 
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<p>
All in all I left Vegas week with two girls and three guys as my early favorites to win this year. For the girls I&#8217;m simply in love with Caitlin and Asuka, who both just shine not only in their own styles but in everything else. For the boys I have my eye on Brandon and Evan, with Kupono as a close third. If I had to pick a winner right now it&#8217;d have to be Brandon, with Caitlin right behind. 
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Okay, onto last night&#8217;s show. I have to hand it to the judges - we got a strong and extremely capable top 20 this year once again. All the dances were wonderful and none really stood out for me as bad. I wasn&#8217;t a fan of Tyce Diorio&#8217;s Broadway choreography for Asuke and Vitolio, and Wade Robson&#8217;s jazz number for Ashley and Kupono, while it worked, put me off more than a little. I have to give HUGE props to Napoleon and Tabitha&#8217;s work last night as they continue to be some of my very favorite choreographers. Their lyrical hip-hop number for Jeanine and Philip was outstanding and I loved their straight hip-hop dance for Paris and Tony. And, of course, it&#8217;s impossible not to mention how spectacular the Bollywood routine choreographed by Nakal Dev Mahajan for Caitlin and Jason was. Wonderful work all around.
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But I have only one Awesome Dance of the Week award to give out, and this week it&#8217;s going to Melissa and Ade for their Mandy Moore choreographed contemporary routine to Richard Marx&#8217;s &#8220;Waiting for You&#8221;. The power, lyricism and majesty of both Melissa and Ade was breathtaking. Their lines were perfect and their chemistry was undeniable. I was completely blown away by this routine, and so I give you Melissa and Ade, winners of my Awesome Dance of the Week Award for the Top 20:
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<p>However, I can&#8217;t let this go without giving you a runner up. As much as I adored Melissa and Ade, I almost equally adored Kayla and Max dancing an amazing samba choreographed by Louis Van Amstel. Kayla had never done ballroom before this dance, but you would never know it the way she shimmied, shook and glided her way across the stage. This was such a fantastic number that I had to make it my runner up, so please enjoy Kayla and Max doing a samba that will make your head spin:</p>

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<p>My picks for the bottom three? Sadly I think Asuka and Vitolio will land there due to the choreography, not their dancing. Paris and Tony will join them, as will Ashley and Kupono. I have NO idea who the judges will send home - I think a lot will depend on their solos. I would hate to be in the judges shoes tonight! </p>

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So there you go, the Awesome Dance of the Week awards are out. I&#8217;d love to hear everyone&#8217;s thoughts about the show and what dancers you like or dislike and what routines moved you. Floor&#8217;s open, let&#8217;s hear it! <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> </p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/sytycd" title="sytycd" rel="tag">sytycd</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/so+you+think+you+can+dance" title="so you think you can dance" rel="tag">so you think you can dance</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/mia+michaels" title="mia michaels" rel="tag">mia michaels</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/nigel+lythgoe" title="nigel lythgoe" rel="tag">nigel lythgoe</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/phillip+chbeep" title="phillip chbeep" rel="tag">phillip chbeep</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/top+20" title="top 20" rel="tag">top 20</a>]]></content>
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    <entry>
      <title>$245,500 replica supertankers are pure awesome (JimK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/245500_replica_supertankers_are_pure_awesome/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.547</id>
      <issued>2009-06-10T17:34:26+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-10T17:45:27+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK I. DO. WANT.</summary>
      <created>2009-06-10T17:34:26+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
		  <url>http://www.madeofawesome.net</url>		</author>
      <dc:subject>Stuff</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By JimK<br /><p>I. DO. WANT.
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</p><br /><div class="jim"><p><span class="hide"><b>JimK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Seriously though. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1191412/The-ultimate-boys-toys--150-000-replica-supertankers-used-train-captains-tomorrow.html" target="_blank">Does this not seem like it would be super awesome</a> to take out in the Long Island Sound?
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<blockquote><p><div>The real thing is a quarter of a mile long and full of highly flammable cargo - and must be safely piloted on the high seas. 
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<p>
So it&#8217;s no wonder they start you out on one of these little ones.
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<p>
<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/toytanker01.jpg" border="0" alt="replica supertanker 1" title="replica supertanker 1" width="500" height="294" /></center>
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<p>
The two little boats seen here are replica oil supertankers, used for training captains who want to take charge of the real thing.
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mini supertankers
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/toytanker02.jpg" border="0" alt="replica supertanker 2" title="replica supertanker 2" width="500" height="293" /></center>
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<p>
They are electronically powered and worth £150,000 - which rules them out as a toy, for those who thought they looked like great fun. </p></div></blockquote>

<p>
Why do those guys look so miserable when this is obviously so cool? It&#8217;s like a giant toy and a boat and a frigging supertanker but small enough that you won&#8217;t kill all of Alaska if you wreck it. Also, probably faster than pirate dingys if you happen to take it to Somali waters.
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<p>
People, I know there&#8217;s a server fund drive on now, but if you would rather just buy me a quarter-million dollar replica supertanker, that would be just fine by me. I&#8217;ll rent that bitch out for parties, water taxi, porn shoots, whatever. Server will get paid if someone buys me a toy supertanker that I can actually drive on real water. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /></p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>Bret Michaels gets hit in the face with a stage (JimK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/bret_michaels_gets_hit_in_the_face_with_a_stage/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.546</id>
      <issued>2009-06-08T01:18:15+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-08T01:23:17+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK Well&#8230;the backdrop anyway.</summary>
      <created>2009-06-08T01:18:15+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
		  <url>http://www.madeofawesome.net</url>		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By JimK<br /><p>Well&#8230;the backdrop anyway.
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</p><br /><div class="jim"><p><span class="hide"><b>JimK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>SO much <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18" target="_blank">awesome</a>:
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<p>How do you not see that? I&#8217;m guessing the old man needs glasses, yo. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /></p>

<p>Hat tip: jszehr (<a href="http://twitter.com/jszehr" target="_blank">twitter</a> - <a href="http://blog.jeremyszehr.com/" target="_blank">blog</a>)</p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>On the uselessness of the ESRB (Rann)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.545</id>
      <issued>2009-06-06T16:11:14+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-06T18:12:15+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By Rann In which I go into detail about a uselessness most people are already aware of.</summary>
      <created>2009-06-06T16:11:14+00:00</created>
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		  <email>rannaridorn@gmail.com</email>
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      <dc:subject>Movies, Gaming</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By Rann<br /><p>In which I go into detail about a uselessness most people are already aware of.
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</p><br /><div class="rann"><p><span class="hide"><b>Rann:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>I suppose I should preface this by saying that the ESRB isn&#8217;t all bad. It&#8217;s a way for the industry to say &#8220;Hey, at least we&#8217;re trying&#8221;, and get at least some amount of the moral guardianship off their backs. It&#8217;s arguably helped the industry weather some of the outrage about violence and so on by saying &#8220;Hey, we have ratings, parents can use &#8216;em to know what they should and shouldn&#8217;t buy for their kids.&#8221;
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<p>
I think the problem is that a lot of people have actually bought into this notion. Including a lot of gamers.
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<p>
One forum I follow that discusses/rips apart a particularly bad writer/artist&#8217;s work was referring to a recent comic he did, where it showed a young boy&#8217;s mother being shocked by the violence in <i>Gears of War</i>. A number of people immediately launched into a litany of &#8220;Stupid bitch! It&#8217;s rated M, you should have known it was violent! Why the hell did you buy it for him if you&#8217;re not okay with him playing violent games?!&#8221; To&#8230; y&#8217;know, the character&#8230; but that&#8217;s not the point. Leaving aside the myriad other ways the kid could have gotten his hands on the game other than his mother buying it for him, even if she did buy it for him, that would go to illustrate just how useless the rating system is, and probably echoes a problem that happens quite often.
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Because while it&#8217;s not like anything vaguely more intense than a <i>Barbie</i> game is gonna get an M, it&#8217;s also not that difficult. The <i>Halo</i> series was rated MA/M, and considering it&#8217;s popularity, it&#8217;s probably not that unfair to say that a lot of people could thusly judge their expectations of what that rating means off of it. If a kid managed to demo Halo to their parents in a store, most of them that aren&#8217;t Moral Guardians themselves would probably cave. Sure, there&#8217;s violence&#8230; people getting shot, the occasional brief spurt of blood, some gross stuff, all that. But hey, if you let your kids watch TV past seven on a weeknight, they&#8217;ve probably seen worse, so why not? And so when the kid comes to them with <i>Gears of War</i> and they see the same rating on it, it&#8217;s really difficult to call them idiots for expecting roughly the same level of stuff. But occasional sprays of blood and mostly immaculate explosions is a long way from graphically cutting someone&#8217;s entire body in half with a giant chainsaw (which is what shocked the mother in the comic, by the way). The violence in <i>Gears of War</i> and the violence in <i>Halo</i> are two pretty damn different things. If you pumped someone full of a clip&#8217;s worth of Needler rounds in the style of <i>Gears of War</i>, you&#8217;d probably be able to go in and take a close-up look at the gaping, sucking craters of bloody wounds that it had caused. That&#8217;s a long way from just being a bit banged up or even largely immaculate but just flopped out in a funny position like when you Needle someone to death in <i>Halo</i>.
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The same exact thing happened with the R rating for movies. Think of pretty much any action cop movie you care to, with guns blazing and the occasional F-bomb dropped and maybe even a flash of boob. Maybe not something you&#8217;d want to let your five-year-old watch, but hey, the ten-year-old or twelve-year-old? It&#8217;s unlikely to scar them to see a gun bang and someone go flying back and fall over.
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Then think about the fact that <i>300</i> got that same R rating the action cop movie did. Or hell, to compare period pieces about war, think about the fact that <i>Braveheart</i> and <i>300</i> got the same R rating.
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<p>
It&#8217;s really easy to blame parents that you see as too stupid to pay attention to the ratings. And hey, some of them really are that stupid. But the MPAA ratings are so broad and in many cases arbitrary that a parent who&#8217;s just trying to judge on the rating it got could go in without knowing what they&#8217;re in store for. When everything from a few slightly graphic gunshots to a bunch of people laying around with their organs spilled all over the floor falls under the same &#8220;graphic violence&#8221; heading, how&#8217;s the parent at fault for not knowing what it means? Sure, you can say that it&#8217;s still the parent&#8217;s responsibility to vet the movie beforehand or whatnot, but then we&#8217;re getting into an area where you wonder what the point of having the rating is.
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<p>
And the R rating is a good example of where the M rating is going to wind up heading, because we&#8217;re seeing it in action now. Hell, we&#8217;ve already been down this road with the X rating. Originally the X rating was just for stuff that went a little further than R&#8230; stuff that was a little too graphic, sex that was a little too sexy, etc. But because so many theaters refused to carry it due to the restrictions on who could get in to see it, it morphed into the porno rating. And I think we&#8217;re now seeing the same thing happening to R.
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<p>
The influx of PG-13 rated horror movies and action movies and so on is indicative of how some studios are coming to see the R rating as a bit of poison, because that&#8217;s a whole four years of demographic that they might theoretically be cutting out. And so they recut movies down to the most technical of qualifications to get a PG-13 and figure &#8220;We&#8217;ll release the &#8216;uncut version&#8217; on DVD later.&#8221; What this is doing is simultaneously slowly turning the R rating into that same movie theater taboo that the X rating once was, and broadening what the PG-13 rating really means by leaps and bounds at the same time. Both of these taken together could very well mean that within a decade or so, you could wind up seeing the R rating verboten at a number of theaters&#8230; after all, not only are not many movies being made with that rating, but look at what they allow in a PG-13 movie! If they put worse than that in the movie, then just carrying it could get the place picketed!
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And of course then eventually the whole thing will start all over again with PG versus PG-13. We could be less than twenty years away from Sam Raimi or Wes Craven putting out their first G-rated horror movie, &#8220;The Grumpy&#8221;.
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It&#8217;s a difficult problem to address, largely because it&#8217;s a question of nuance and keeping things simple enough for the average person to grasp, as well as the momentum the industry is already putting behind it. However, I think the simplest solution would be to deemphasize the letter and be more specific with the actual text. I mean, how many of you out there really ever even read the text that goes with the rating of any individual movie. It&#8217;s squashed on there so tiny most peoples&#8217; brains probably apply the &#8220;small print&#8221; filter to it and never see it as more than a couple of squiggles, because we&#8217;ve been trained to go right for that huge &#8220;R&#8221; or &#8220;PG-13&#8221; or &#8220;M&#8221; or &#8220;T&#8221;. The simplest, most effective solution would be to make the big letter smaller. Turn it back into the general guideline it&#8217;s supposed to be, and then stop using vague blanket terms like &#8220;graphic violence&#8221; in the description. Heck, properly utilized, this could become a helluva marketing tool, far moreso than it is today. Let the game company or studio write its own blurb, if the blurb is judged to be generally accurate and acceptable, send it on through.
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<center><i>Halo</i>
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MA
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<b>Game contains non-explicit gun and explosion violence with small amounts of human and alien blood, as well as alien creatures that could be considered horrifying.</b></center>
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There. It&#8217;s short enough that most people aren&#8217;t going to shut off their brains just looking at it, but long enough that it gives you a sense of just what it&#8217;s going to have in it. The style and type of the violence says that you&#8217;re not likely to see anyone&#8217;s limbs go flying off or the gaping stump where their head used to be, so if your kid doesn&#8217;t wet his bed at stories of the boogeyman, he&#8217;s probably gonna be okay.
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<p>
<center><i>Gears of War</i>
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M
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<b>Game contains seriously explicit violence like you would not believe. Humanoid aliens get sawed in half with giant motherf&#8212;-ing chainsaw guns in this game and it is REALLY graphic about it, down to the color of their organs. NOT FOR KIDS.</b></center>
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<p>
See, not only does that description send up a big flashing &#8220;Warning! Warning Ma Robinson!&#8221; to a concerned parent in the space of three sentences, other people are going to be able to look at it and say &#8220;Holy SHIT! Motherfucking chainsaw guns, motherfucker! This game really is aimed at an older audience! It&#8217;s <i>in the warning</i>! I am so buying this!&#8221;
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Same thing for movies. You might have to make the ratings on the theater board bigger or teach the people at the ticket counter the current crop of movies&#8217; blurbs, but it would definitely make things a lot clearer. It would almost certainly take the wind out of the sails of a lot of the complainers since people are being forewarned of exactly what they&#8217;re buying or buying a ticket to.
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Plus, let&#8217;s face it, right now the ESRP and MPAA as annoying and useless as they are, are the industry regulating themselves. If they continue to go down the road of becoming <i>obviously</i> useless, we all know that the government&#8217;s eventually going to step in and try to do what they do, and I don&#8217;t think anyone (except maybe the Moral Guardians) want that.</p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>Explosions and boobs (JimK)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.544</id>
      <issued>2009-06-02T18:45:48+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-06-02T18:47:49+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK Two great tastes that taste great together</summary>
      <created>2009-06-02T18:45:48+00:00</created>
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		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
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</p><br /><div class="jim"><p><span class="hide"><b>JimK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span><a href="http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/" target="_blank">Explosions and boobs</a> <font color="#FF0000">(NSFW)</font>. It&#8217;s a website. I loaded it and got this:
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<i><b>Awesome</b></i>. Just keep hitting reload. Don&#8217;t blame me when you look up at the clock and find out you&#8217;ve been doing it for three hours and your boss wants to fire you.</p></div><br />
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    <entry>
      <title>It&#8217;s donatin&#8217; time&#8230; (JimK)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.543</id>
      <issued>2009-05-30T23:38:05+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-07-04T16:52:06+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK Time for a server drive&#8230;</summary>
      <created>2009-05-30T23:38:05+00:00</created>
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		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
		  <url>http://www.madeofawesome.net</url>		</author>
      <dc:subject>Site News</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By JimK<br /><p>Time for a server drive&#8230;
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</p><br /><p>I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s that time again&#8230;time for a server drive. With Lee&#8217;s passing, the entire cost of the server is now on my shoulders, and times - as they are for everyone I&#8217;m sure - are tight.&nbsp; Blogads are a thin trickle these days, not nearly enough to pay for the server.&nbsp; And so I&#8217;m coming to all of you hat in hand.&nbsp; If you find any value in any of the sites I host, please consider a small donation. Every penny will go directly to the cost of paying for the $250 a month this machine and the associated bandwidth costs me.</p>

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<p>So if you are a fan of any of these sites, consider sending maybe the cost of a beer or two. The cost of a couple of beers, when multipled by a group of you, could keep us going for months. Unfortunately we only have Paypal as a donation solution, since Amazon closed their donation/payment program. Hopefully that&#8217;s okay for most people.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Five Best Youtube Accounts (Rann)</title>
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      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.542</id>
      <issued>2009-05-30T08:05:41+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-05-30T10:00:42+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By Rann &#8220;Best&#8221; determined by an in&#45;blog survey of users named Rann Aridorn. Satisfaction not guaranteed. Void in New Jersey, like most everything that would keep misery out of your soul.</summary>
      <created>2009-05-30T08:05:41+00:00</created>
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		  <name>Rann</name>
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      <dc:subject>Stuff</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By Rann<br /><p>&#8220;Best&#8221; determined by an in-blog survey of users named Rann Aridorn. Satisfaction not guaranteed. Void in New Jersey, like most everything that would keep misery out of your soul.
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</p><br /><div class="rann"><p><span class="hide"><b>Rann:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>It&#8217;s easy enough to point out cool Youtube videos. We do it, just like every other blog out there.
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But the gift that keeps on giving, I think, is to actually highlight user accounts. Users who will update with more content, that you might actually use the &#8220;subscribe&#8221; function with. And so, here five truly awesome ones are, in no particular order:
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/TeamFourStar" title="Team Four Star">Team Four Star</a>
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Creators and publishers of <i>DBZ: Abridged</i>. These recut, redubbed episodes will be hilarious if you like <i>Dragonball Z</i>, hate <i>Dragonball Z</i>, have a vague knowledge of <i>Dragonball Z</i>, or just like goofy, near-nonsensical humor that isn&#8217;t just lolomgSORANDOM. Plus, we&#8217;re nine and a half episodes in, and they&#8217;re already most of the way through the Saiyan Saga, you can&#8217;t beat that for brevity. Plus it&#8217;s got fantastic comic voice-acting that arguably improves on some of the official voices, at least in the original early-season dubs.
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/thelonelyisland" title="The Lonely Island">The Lonely Island</a></p>

<p>It&#8217;s hard to discuss parody videos without bringing up Weird Al. His name has essentially become synonymous with the entire genre, and in the old days of the original Napster, typing in &#8220;Weird Al&#8221; was a good way to get not only his songs, but every other song parody that was, by default, attributed to him. This is all because Al Yankovic understood something that so many other satirists (such as, say, the losers that make the shitty <i>Fill-In-The-Blank Movie</i> franchise) failed to; that it wasn&#8217;t enough to just recreate a song or a scene and replace the lyrics with fart jokes, you had to <i>understand</i> what you were making fun of. You had to actually get it, and if possible enjoy it and be a part of it, before you could really bring the parody to its fullest.</p>

<p>While the guys of Lonely Island don&#8217;t base their songs off of someone else&#8217;s, the parody&#8217;s in the genre. <i>I&#8217;m On A Boat</i> is such a perfect parody of bling-bling rap videos bragging about all their cars and cribs, it could probably pass undetected as one to most people if not for the main two singers being melanin impaired. It&#8217;s not particular songs, but entire musical genres getting the perfect send-up here, in thoroughly NSFW ways (if you watch the good versions of the videos, that is).</p>

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<br />
And speaking of Weird Al&#8230;</p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/WeirdAlTV" title="Weird Al">Weird Al</a></p>

<p>A mix of old favorites and new stuff, including several animated music videos by the demented mind that brought us <i>Retarded Animal Babies</i>. Simple, straightforward, it&#8217;s Weird Al&#8217;s youtube channel, why aren&#8217;t you already subscribed?</p>

<p>(Sadly, while Al seems to have been cool enough to upload his own videos to youtube, he&#8217;s not quite cool enough to allow embedding. Aw, Al, I thought you were the coolest!)</p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/FreeScienceLectures" title="Free Science Lectures">Free Science Lectures</a></p>

<p>Little &#8220;edutainment&#8221; videos, some of which are about more purely sciencey stuff, some of which are about robot fucking dinosaurs. <u>Robot fucking dinosaurs, man!</u> Videos of the first moon landing to clips showing transparent cement, there&#8217;s lots of neat nerdy stuff here. The selected clip is chosen especially for Jim and Donna:</p>

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NeilCicierega" title="Neil Cicierega">Neil Cicierega</a></p>

<p>Comedian and general goofball, but what everyone really cares about is that he made the Potter Puppet Pals. (Quit crying, Neil, you know it&#8217;s true. No, Neil, I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re pretty, and no, I don&#8217;t care that I never take you anywhere anymore.) Amusing videos, and of course the place to go to find all the PPP videos without sorting through the dozens of different uploads on them, because everyone is just so certain that no one else has uploaded this video of &#8220;Wizard Swears&#8221; that they&#8230; got off youtube. ... Okay, seriously, what&#8217;s with that?</p>

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Of course, it wouldn&#8217;t be a top ____ list without a booby prize. And this is one hell of a booby that I&#8217;ve got to throw out there, in the hopes of sharing some of the same pain that being informed of his existence has inflicted on me.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu" title="Chris-chan">Chris-chan</a></p>

<p>Oh god, Chris-chan. Just&#8230; oh god. Oh my fucking god. While on first glance he might appear to be your average assburger whiner who just doesn&#8217;t know how to regulate himself when given a webcam and an audience, this guy&#8217;s insanity and the sheer mindfuckery of his continued existence is hard to believe. The mind attempts to reject it, to classify him as perhaps the most dedicated and ingenious troll of all time. But alas, it appears he&#8217;s for real. A strange, stupid, shameless individual literally obsessed with his bastard creation, an unholy hybrid of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog, Chris-chan is the butt of the whole internet&#8217;s joke. It may be bad to make fun of retarded people, but as God is my witness, I just can&#8217;t help exposing the rest of you to him as I have been exposed, like a lily-white Englishman exposed to the horror of elder gods and French-Canadians. If you&#8217;re truly seeking some mental masochism, check out <a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan" title="his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry">his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry</a>, or even worse, the ENTIRE WIKI devoted to him. (You can find the link for that at the bottom of the ED page, I won&#8217;t bother since the host&#8217;s down at the moment and it just links to&#8230; something else.)</p>

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<p>Yes. He&#8217;s entirely serious. There&#8217;s a cache of his old videos to be found across Youtube, but you&#8217;re on your own for finding those&#8230; I only have so much heart for sharing my misery.</p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/video" title="video" rel="tag">video</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/fun" title="fun" rel="tag">fun</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/humor" title="humor" rel="tag">humor</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/youtube" title="youtube" rel="tag">youtube</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/YouTube" title="YouTube" rel="tag">YouTube</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/parody" title="parody" rel="tag">parody</a>]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Cap&#8217;n Reynolds as Hal Jordan? YES PLEASE. (JimK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/captain_reynolds_hal_jordan_green_lantern_fan_trailer/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.541</id>
      <issued>2009-05-24T23:40:22+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-05-24T23:45:23+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK Awesome fan trailer for Green Lantern, tweeted out by @NathanFillion himself.</summary>
      <created>2009-05-24T23:40:22+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
		  <url>http://www.madeofawesome.net</url>		</author>
      <dc:subject>Movies</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By JimK<br /><p>Awesome fan trailer for Green Lantern, tweeted out by @NathanFillion himself.
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</p><br /><div class="jim"><p><span class="hide"><b>JimK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Sometimes you see a thing and wish you could unsee it because it&#8217;s just so horrible. Then other times you wish you could unsee it because you know it will never come true and that fact hurts your heart.
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<center><object width="660" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_hTiRnqnvDs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_hTiRnqnvDs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="660" height="405"></embed></object></center>
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<p><i>Nice</i>. I generally like fan trailers if they are even partially well-done. This one is pretty damn good, plus I love the idea of Nathan&#8217;s giant jaw in the green.&nbsp; Oh well. Shit in one hand, wish in the other, right Hollywood?</p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/comics" title="comics" rel="tag">comics</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/dc" title="dc" rel="tag">dc</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/nathan+fillion" title="nathan fillion" rel="tag">nathan fillion</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/green+lantern" title="green lantern" rel="tag">green lantern</a>]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Hello. I am not dead, I am #cycling. (JimK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/hello._i_am_not_dead_i_am_cycling/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.540</id>
      <issued>2009-05-24T19:50:07+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-05-24T20:19:08+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By JimK Four wheels good, two wheels better?</summary>
      <created>2009-05-24T19:50:07+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>JimK</name>
		  <email>stark23x@gmail.com</email>
		  <url>http://www.madeofawesome.net</url>		</author>
      <dc:subject>Stuff</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By JimK<br /><p>Four wheels good, two wheels better?
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</p><br /><div class="jim"><p><span class="hide"><b>JimK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Would you like to know what I&#8217;ve been doing? Well I&#8217;m going to tell you anyway. If you follow me on Twitter you probably already know, but I&#8217;ve been riding my fat ass off. Literally, one hopes.
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/bike_stats01_moa.gif" border="0" alt="ride stats 1" title="ride stats 1" width="640" height="482" /></center>
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<font size="-2">My stats since I started tracking. I love graphs.</font>
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/my_bike_moa.jpg" border="0" alt="JimK's bike" title="JimK's bike" width="640" height="480" />
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<font size="-2">My bike: Schwinn Sidewinder 2.6 FS All-Terrain Bike</font>
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<p>
A few weeks ago someone at my gym put an idea in my head that I could improve my fitness dramatically with a bicycle. I was already thinking about it for awhile, but this person helped me turn the corner from &#8220;Maybe&#8221; to &#8220;Oh! A bicycle would be awesome.&#8221;&nbsp; Not having any real money, and also not knowing precisely what to buy, I went with what I know; mountain bikes from Cheaptown.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4029278" target="_blank">Walmart had this one</a> on sale for $150, so I bit the bullet and grabbed it.
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<p>
It&#8217;ll do for now. It&#8217;s certainly not the fastest bike. The stock tires are &#8220;hybrid&#8221; (allegedly) but far more mountain bike than road. Those are getting switched out this week for some slicks. I never get in the dirt anyway. The components are basic. The frame is built like a tank, but everything that attaches to the frame is cheap. I&#8217;m already wishing I could find a wallet with six or seven hundred dollars in it and a note that says &#8220;Dear Jim, please buy a nice hybrid with road tires and some Deore components on the drivetrain.&#8221;&nbsp; Until then, I&#8217;m gonna ride this bike into the ground.
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/farmcanal_quinnipiac_lot_mo.jpg" border="0" alt="my bike at the Quinnipiac lot" title="my bike at the Quinnipiac lot" width="384" height="512" />
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<font size="-2">At the lot near Quinnipiac. I use this as a 7.5 mile turnaround from my house</font>
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</center>
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<p>
I upgraded a few things: A saddle that fits my fat ass (although I&#8217;m not thrilled with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bell-GelTech-Ultimate-Comfort-Bicycle/dp/B000667LV4/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">this one</a>, it&#8217;s better than the stock, that one hurt me badly. I&#8217;m looking at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Avenir-68-37-300-Plush-Saddle-Black/dp/B00165U0R6/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">this</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Planet-Bike-5020-Standard-Anatomic/dp/B0015R1VVY/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">this</a> as possible replacements). I got a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001V5C6W8/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">short-travel shock-absorbing seat post</a>, and a taller adjustable stem so I can set it based on what i want to do: up tall and close for cruising, lower and forward for serious riding. Some day when i have another, nicer bike I will set this one up as a pure cruiser. If it lives that long&#8230;some bits are already rusting. I&#8217;ve only been in the rain twice. Cheap, yo. Cheap. But it rolls when I push the pedals.&nbsp; Which I also upgraded to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wellgo-LU-313-Pedals-16-Black/dp/B001CK0OCQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Wellgo &#8220;Curb Dog&#8221; pedals</a> and added some <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Delta-Bicycle-Strapless-Toe-Clips/dp/B000FSQQMS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Delta strapless toe clips</a>. My legs hurt so much less after hills and my feet stay on the pedals now.
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<p>
Gadgetry is limited for now. I have <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Schwinn-SW654-17-Function-Bike-Computer/dp/B000DZD3FQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">this basic, cheap Schwinn bike computer</a>. It gives me the numbers I need to plug into the stat tracker. For night riding I have this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blackburn-112282-Quadrant-Bicycle-Light/dp/B000BNTY2Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Blackburn Quadrant headlight</a>, which is useful for being seen by cars, but useless to actually see the ground in front of you. In the back I have the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blackburn-Mars-Flasher-Bicycle-Light/dp/B000BNZ0M4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Blackburn Mars taillight</a>. That things is amazingly bright and attention-getting. Happy with that. Of course I lust for better gadgetry. I want this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Garmin-Edge-305-GPS-Bundle/dp/B000BS4PZW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Garmin Edge 305</a> and this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/NiteRider-Minewt-Mini-Headlight-Li-Ion/dp/B001DUBT1A/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">NiteRider Minewt light</a> so I can actually see the road at night, but having the cash to buy them is forever a problem.
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<p>
For carrying crap,I slapped a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FIE3WI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Topeak Explorer</a> rack on there, and paired that up with the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FICARI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jameskenefick-20" target="_blank">Topeak MTX Trunk Bag EX</a>. I can carry a ton of crap in there, and Topeak sells even bigger bags if I should ever need one. Love that slide &amp; lock thing they have&#8230;I drop everything in the bag, park it at the gym, lock it up and slide the bag off and go. Nothing left behind to get stolen except my cheap Walmart bike. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/bike_stats02_moa.gif" border="0" alt="ride stats 2" title="ride stats 2" width="640" height="482" />
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<font size="-2">More detailed ride stats</font>
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</center>
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<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/my_bike_lock_12_moa.jpg" border="0" alt="my bike at the Farmington Canal Lock 12 Museum" title="my bike at the Farmington Canal Lock 12 Museum" width="512" height="384" />
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<font size="-2">My bike at the Farmington Canal Lock 12 Museum. This is the current setup as I rode it yesterday.</font></center>
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<p>
If you had told me a month ago that i would be obsessed with cycling, and that I could ride 25 miles in a single session I would have laughed in your face. Now? I am looking forward to the day when I can do <i>two</i> 25 miles sessions in one day. I love having this convenient bike path that gives me access to maybe 16-18 miles of perfectly safe, semi-challenging rides without fighting traffic. I love the whole Zen thing of being up on the bike, moving at a speed you could never reach on your own feet, and yet you are providing the power for the movement. Outside of jumping out of a plane or off a bridge, this is as close to flying as we humans can get.&nbsp; I love the fact that you can become hyper-alert to your surroundings (and you kind of have to be) and yet reach this weird blank mindset where all you are thinking about is the ride, and the miles and the bike and the road in front of you. If I lived in a more temperate climate where you could ride year-round I probably wouldn&#8217;t even bother with a gym. I&#8217;d just get a few weights and ride, ride ride. I love it, and I had no idea it was going to affect me this much. It&#8217;s as much a mental escape as it is physical exercise.
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<p>
My friend Gnat is a god-damned cycling monster, and I don&#8217;t tell her often (and I should), but a bit of an inspiration for me. When I <a href="http://gnat23.livejournal.com/297965.html" target="_blank">read this post of hers</a>...I wasn&#8217;t put off, or scared, or filled with disbelief that I could ever do such a thing. <i>I wanted to try it</i>. I want to get there, where I can say I rode <i>200 fucking miles in a single day</i>, using nothing but my body and a bicycle to do it. I&#8217;ve already done a few searches for local organized rides and lo and behold, there&#8217;s a <a href="http://www.bikereg.com/events/register.asp?eventid=8556" target="_blank">Century ride planned for New Haven</a> on June 28. Now, there is little hope I could reach 100 miles over mixed terrain by then, but there are 45 and 62 mile chunks marked out as well. I think I could do 45. And hey, if I can&#8217;t, then I stop, right? I can always ride more the next day.
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<p>
I would like to know who I am and what I did with the lazy bastard I really am. I&#8217;m still pretty amazed at how much I love this cycling thing. And now you know one reason I have completely and utterly ignored MoA lately, which I will rectify&#8230;I just got really excited about this and stopped doing almost anything else. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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<p>
The danger: Donna also got a bike, a <a href="http://www.diamondback.com/bikes/womens/serene-citi-09/" target="_blank">Diamondback Serene Citi</a>. And she promptly fell off of it:
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<p>
<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/donna_in_er_bike_crash.jpg" border="0" alt="Donna in the ER after her crash" title="Donna in the ER after her crash" width="640" height="480" />
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<font size="-2">Donna in the ER after her crash</font></center>
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<p>
WEAR A HELMET. She fell doing 6 miles an hour, turned into a curb and landed half on grass, half on a sidewalk. She stiff-armed to break her fall, but smashed her head into the concrete. Her face and skull hit the sidewalk flat, like when you slap your hand down. The helmet and glasses were the only reason she&#8217;s mostly okay now. WEAR A HELMET. No matter how slow you are going, a helmet is necessary. You can do severe damage to yourself at very low speeds.
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<p>
Luckily Donna did not break anything, but she has a little Post-Concussion Syndrome that is clearing up as the days progress. Her brain was not severely injured, nor was her neck hurt (the c-collar was a precaution due to whiplash). The ER scanned everything and she&#8217;s mostly just REALLY bruised and banged up, although her wrist an elbow need looking at by a specialist. Moral of the story; WEAR A HELMET. And gloves. They help. Buy a good helmet. Don&#8217;t cheap out on protecting your brain. WEAR A HELMET. And for God&#8217;s sake if you have kids never EVER let them ride without one. Even teens. Make them wear a helmet. And if you crash and hit your head, go the the ER. Better to have a big bill than a bleeding brain.
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<p>
By the way: the wind in your hair only gets it messy and full of bugs. <b>Wear a helmet</b>. Did I mention the helmet?
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<p>
<center><img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/uploads/my_bike_helmet_moa.jpg" border="0" alt="my helmet" title="my helmet" width="600" height="503" />
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Rocking the mushroom head like a fucking fashion model. What. Up.</center>
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WEAR A HELMET.</p></div><br />
<br />Tags: <a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/personal" title="personal" rel="tag">personal</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/fitness" title="fitness" rel="tag">fitness</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/cycling" title="cycling" rel="tag">cycling</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/bike+path" title="bike path" rel="tag">bike path</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/helmet" title="helmet" rel="tag">helmet</a>,<a href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/tags/tag/bike" title="bike" rel="tag">bike</a>]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Lost &#45; &#8220;The Incident&#8221; (DonnaK)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.madeofawesome.net/site/comments/lost_-_the_incident/" /> 
      <id>tag:madeofawesome.net,2009:/1.539</id>
      <issued>2009-05-16T20:45:33+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2009-05-17T02:01:34+00:00</modified>
      <summary>By DonnaK #Lost has truly reached the summit with this episode. Bravo.</summary>
      <created>2009-05-16T20:45:33+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>DonnaK</name>
		  <email>morganafq@gmail.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>By DonnaK<br /><p>#Lost has truly reached the summit with this episode. Bravo. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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</p><br /><div class="donna"><p><span class="hide"><b>DonnaK:&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></span>Usual warnings&#8230;.
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<p>
<b>**SPOILER ALERT!!!! EVERYTHING HERE IS A SPOILER!!! BEWARE THE SPOILERS BELOW!!!!**</b>
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<p>
I&#8217;ve tried to take a day or two to digest everything that happened on the season finale of Lost. I thought if I pondered it all enough it would begin to gel more in my head and I would be able to get a picture of what might lie before us. I was, of course, wrong. I was wrong because Lost is so good, so well thought-out and so well orchestrated that we are forced to stay in a state of suspended animation of sorts, to wait in limbo for answers we can only guess at until more is revealed to us when the show returns next year. Now, this is not to say that a tremendous wealth of information wasn&#8217;t handed to us in &#8220;The Incident&#8221;. We were indeed given a veritable banquet table of tasty morsels, all of which gave us more and more pieces to the eternal puzzle that is this show. And yet, even though we now know so much more, much like Phineas in the Odyssey our meal is stolen from us before we can truly consume it and we are left wanting and needing more and more and more. That is the beauty of Lost - that it can both give so much and yet leave us with so many questions for whose answers we yearn. 
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<p>
There&#8217;s simply no way for me to go through this episode point by point, and I think no need really. If you saw it you know what you saw and there&#8217;s no need for me to slice and dice it in my usual fashion. Besides, I&#8217;d be here for days, and no one wants that. Instead, what I&#8217;d like to do is go through some of the things we learned and the big questions that still loom. I want to toss around some ideas, philosophies and questions. I want to theorize about what&#8217;s to come. I want to dissect some key moments we saw. There will be a list, but a different kind than I normally make. So let me just start writing and we&#8217;ll see where we wind up, shall we?
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<p>
<b>FLANNERY O&#8217;CONNOR - &#8220;EVERYTHING THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE&#8221;:</b>
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I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s possible to start this review without talking about this most important book that we see Jacob reading just before Locke falls out of the building. The show took great pains to show the cover of &#8220;Everything The Rises Must Converge&#8221;, so naturally Jim and I googled it right then and there, and boy am I happy that we did, because this book offers explanations for so many things about this show. 
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<p>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Everything-That-Rises-Must-Converge/dp/0374504644/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1242519264&amp;sr=8-1" title="&quot;Everything That Rises Must Converge&quot;">&#8220;Everything That Rises Must Converge&#8221;</a> was published in 1965 after O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s death. It is a collection of nine short-stories, the common theme among them being a protagonist whose internal, tragic flaw is revealed in dark, almost gruesome ways. O&#8217;Connor was fiercely Catholic and her stories reflect her religious beliefs and her harder, almost violent vision of God. O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s God does not walk with his people down a primrose path, but rather waits for them to mess up their lives badly enough and them whacks them over the head with their mistakes. 
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<p>
So why is this book so important to the philosophy of Lost? Well, for one thing, it gives us an answer to the free-will vs. pre-determination question that loomed over us in previous weeks. In O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s literary world, people do in fact have free will, but they inevitably walk straight off a cliff nonetheless. Why? Because their internal nature, their natural penchant to &#8220;fall from grace&#8221;, is so strong and dominant within them that it takes a strong conscious exercise of their innate free-will to change their &#8220;fate&#8221;. Thus, free will *does* exist and at any moment a person can change the path upon which they walk with a single move away from their internal nature. However, the pull of that internal nature is so strong that few seem able to exercise that free will enough to effect true change upon themselves. It&#8217;s not pre-determination per se but rather the illusion of it, the pull of the internal that is so strong that it seemingly overrides free will. 
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<p>
I fully believe that this is the model of free will/pre-determination that Lost is using. I believe that at any time any of the characters on this show could have changed their fates. I believe that if anyone on the show had looked past themselves and taken stock of how their actions affected others or indeed the state of the world around them and made different choices all of this tragedy could have been avoided. Everyone on this show had the free will to change their nature&#8230; it&#8217;s just that no one acted on it. They all simply followed their own instincts, looking no further than the tip of their nose, and thus fell right off the cliff and hence from grace. To test this theory one need look no further than the actions of perhaps the central figure on the show- Jacob.
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<b>JACOB:</b>
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The season finale finally brought us face to face with the countenance, if not the true power, of the island itself in the form and body of Jacob. Jacob had remained a mythical figure, an invisible guardian and leader until this episode, where we finally got the chance to put a face to the legendary name. Indeed, the first scene of the episode introduces us to Jacob, who is beginning to weave a tapestry and cooking fish while calmly observing a ship (from its make most likely the &#8216;Black Rock&#8217; in the 1800&#8217;s) parked in the distant ocean. He is joined by another man, one who is never named in the episode, who clearly hates Jacob and promises to one day &#8220;find a loophole&#8221; and to kill him. There is much that comes of this interaction, the analysis of which I&#8217;m going to save for another section. The important thing to note here is that Jacob, like Richard, clearly does not age and has been on this island as its leader for at least 200 years, if not far, far longer. This is not an ordinary man but a force, a power made flesh, an embodiment of the energy of the island in the shape of a man. 
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Throughout the course of the episode, we see in flashbacks that Jacob has systematically visited many (if not all) of the key players from the Ocenaic 815 flight. He appears at certain key moments in their lives to say a few words, lend a hand, or offer an assurance. He does nothing of great importance or depth with anyone, save for his interaction with Hurley (I&#8217;ll return to Hurley in a moment). All he does is provide a nudge, a small little push in one direction or another. What is so very significant about these gestures is that all of Jacob&#8217;s interactions are nudges that very gently reinforce the other character&#8217;s true inner natures. Jacob meets Kate as a young child and lets her get away with stealing, thus showing her it can have no lasting consequences. He meets Sawyer after his parents&#8217; deaths and gives him a pen so he will have the ability to finish that all important note. He asks Sayid for directions and helpful Sayid stops, taking him out of the path of the car that kills his wife, thus sending Sayid back to his murderous and vengeful life. He touches Locke - potentially reviving him from the dead - and tells him everything would be alright and that he was sorry this had happened, thus giving Locke courage and the respect he craves. He gives Jack a candy bar after Jack had a row with his father and assures him things would be alright, which would reinforce Jack&#8217;s need for recognition and encouragement. Each of these things are small, very small, but just enough of a nudge at just the right time so each of these people would be inclined to continue to follow their true nature and thus their &#8220;destiny&#8221; that would bring them to the island. Yes, at any point any of these people could have simply made a conscious choice to alter their lives and the convergence of events that led them to the plane wouldn&#8217;t have occurred. But Jacob&#8217;s nudges seemed just enough to keep them on their paths, so to speak. 
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The one person with whom Jacob acted differently was Hurley. Jacob did more than nudge Hurley - he directed him. Jacob told Hurley he was not cursed but blessed, and questioned why he wouldn&#8217;t return to the island. He told Hurley what flight to take and when and left him the guitar - Charlie&#8217;s guitar presumably. However, Jacob also repeatedly stressed to Hurley that Hurley had a choice. He didn&#8217;t have to listen to Jacob and he didn&#8217;t have to get on the plane. Jacob merely provided Hurley with some needed information and left all the decisions up to him. Thus Hurley had a chance - a very strong chance in fact - to exercise his free will and ignore Jacob&#8217;s advice to get on that plane to Guam. Yet Hurley did not exercise his free will. He followed his nature and Jacob&#8217;s advice, boarded the plane, and because of that the &#8220;pre-determination&#8221; of events was not altered. 
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Jacob clearly believes in free will, but he has an interest in these people. Clearly they all play important roles with the island and the powers within it and he would like to see them all follow their inner natures and arrive there. He gave them all nudges, little bumps to keep them on their paths, but always stressed that the choice was up to them. This is a true expression of O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s philosophy, of her ideas of free will and inner nature as pre-determination. I believe that Jacob&#8217;s actions cement the idea that the writers of Lost are following O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s model of free-will and pre-determination. 
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<b>THE ACTIONS OF THE &#8220;SURVIVORS&#8221; ON THE ISLAND:</b>
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<i>To be clear, when I refer to the &#8220;survivors&#8221; I am referring to the survivors of the crash, the survivors of the invasion force (Miles and Frank) and Juliet.</i>
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Now that we have established more clearly the &#8220;rules&#8221; of free will and pre-determination, I think it&#8217;s important to note how the characters acted in the face of the huge, life-altering decisions that had to be made in this episode. If ever an episode of Lost had an impact on not just the characters on the show but the world of the show itself, this is the one. By detonating that bomb Jack and his crew of merry men could unleash untold catastrophes upon the world. Everyone on the island could die. The energy released could affect the world in unknown and potentially dreadful ways. Indeed, since we do not know or understand what the true power of the island is, destroying it or harming it could have a ripple effect that could change the face of the world. We simply don&#8217;t know what this bomb might do because we do not understand the true nature or power of the island. This wasn&#8217;t a question of simply retroactively changing the past so this small group of people would never crash on this island. This was a question of global importance, of what harming the island and unleashing this kind of energy in this way would do not just to the island but to the world. 
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And yet&#8230; not a one of these people thought of any of this. Never once did anyone in this small band of people look beyond the tips of their noses to consider anyone other than themselves and those immediately around them. Never once did the subject of the rest of the population of the island come up, or why they were seemingly brought to the island in the first place, or the power of the island or the effects this could have for the world. No, these people all remained locked within themselves, stuck in their own inner natures, mired in selfish thoughts and desires, and carried out a chain of events that ended with something that could potentially harm the world. Well, if this isn&#8217;t another reinforcement of O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s philosophy that people become mired in their inner nature until catastrophe strikes then I don&#8217;t know what is.
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Only two people even made an attempt to break free of their inner nature and look past themselves during the course of the episode. Juliet tried vainly to &#8220;do the right thing&#8221; when she took command of the sub and brought herself, Kate and Sawyer back to the island. She, for that brief period, did think about saving the lives of the people on the island, and I have to give her credit for that. However, all it took was once look from Sawyer at Kate to turn her right back around into herself again. The encounter with Bernard and Rose that caused Sawyer to cat one longing look at Kate brought Juliet crashing back down into herself and caused her to change her mind. Instead of fighting for the people on the island she chose to reverse her position and side with Jack because losing Sawyer to Kate would be too painful to her. Sawyer himself had a moment where he began to exercise his own free will when he actively joined Juliet and Kate in trying to stop Jack. He did everything he could think of to stop Jack and to change Jack&#8217;s mind about what he was doing. But one brief exchange with Juliet undid all of that and brought Sawyer back into his inner nature, that of protector of those he loves. He ended up going along with Jack in order to spare Juliet the pain she was clearly in and to save himself the pain of losing Kate again. Both characters had a real chance to change their fates, but since neither truly exercised their free will they all ended up walking right off the cliff and thus falling from Grace.
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<b>THE OTHERS:</b>
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The actions of The Others on the island wasn&#8217;t that much different than that of the survivors. The Others are all used to following orders from a leader. Richard is the adviser to said leader, the one who retrieves the instructions from Jacob and hands them down to the leader of The Others. Since Locke was named leader it was really no surprise that no one questioned Locke&#8217;s moves or decisions as that&#8217;s what they have been trained to do. Richard followed Locke, even though Locke was acting in an unorthodox fashion, because Locke was the leader. Richard never made a choice to question Locke or stop him from doing things he felt were wrong. Thus Richard never exercised his free will at all.
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Ben, however, is a much more interesting story. Ben was the one character that was both out of his elements and acting contrary to his nature for most of the episode. Ben was used to being the leader. He was the one in charge, he knew more than anyone else, he called the shots. And now here Ben is, completely subservient to Locke, a follower and not a leader, being ordered to do something he knows down straight through his gut is completely wrong. I truly thought right up until the last moment that it would be Ben who finally broke free and exercised his free will. I thought Ben would be the one to make a choice to change his path, to do something different, to look outside himself and make a decision not based in self-interest. And he almost did - right up until the last moment Ben could have gone either way. But, inevitably, Ben&#8217;s inner nature won out and his jealousy, envy and insecurity won out and he committed a terrible act, one that will have consequences far beyond anything he could imagine. 
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<b>LOCKE AND THE &#8220;ANTI-JACOB&#8221;:</b>
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So now we get to the meat of the matter. Who did Locke become? Who is this opposing force to Jacob? What happened inside that statue? To start this discussion we need to go back to the beginning and the opening scene of the show which I&#8217;ve already touched upon. The man with Jacob in that opening scene is never named, so for the sake of discussion I&#8217;m just going to call him &#8220;Anti-Jacob&#8221;. I call him that because that&#8217;s in essence what he is - he is the force that opposes Jacob on this island. Anti-Jacob doesn&#8217;t believe in letting man have free will. When he inhabited the body of Locke he showed that clearly by his orders, his demands, his insistence that things go his way and no other. He would brook no argument or discussion, and thus he left no room for free will. Anti-Jacob is just that, the antithesis to everything Jacob is and stands for. Jacob clearly advocates free will - Anti-Jacob does not. Jacob encourages choice and free thinking - Anti-Jacob does not. Jacob was always gentle and merciful - Anti-Jacob was consistently vengeful and full of wrath. Indeed, I believe that all the visions on the island - those of Christian in particular - were not Jacob but Anti-Jacob as they all pushed characters forcefully towards one specific path without giving them a choice. It&#8217;s like comparing the Old Testament God, who was full of anger and rules and vengeance, to the New Testament God, who offered love and forgiveness and the choice of whether to follow him or not. It&#8217;s a striking theological model, God-the-Father versus God-the Son, rules and orders versus understanding and choices. 
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Locke was clearly never brought back from the dead. John Locke is dead, and the entity that resides within John&#8217;s body is Anti-Jacob, who clearly found his &#8220;loophole&#8221; to come and kill Jacob. It&#8217;s also made clear that Anti-Jacob can&#8217;t kill Jacob himself, hence him needing to twist Ben up into knots to make him do the deed. I had assumed that Jacob and Anti-Jacob were the god figures in the Lost world, but clearly that isn&#8217;t quite the case. Gods don&#8217;t need to follow rules - they make the rules. It&#8217;s like Plato&#8217;s Theory of Forms brought to life. First we were led to believe that Ben and Whidmore were the leaders and the personifications of the island&#8217;s power, but they both turned out to be pawns. Then we were led to believe that Jacob and Anti-Jacob were the leaders, but the existence of rules suggests a yet higher power above them. It&#8217;s as though each set of characters lays out a new archetype, a new and higher representation of the true powers that control the island. It&#8217;s an interesting idea, once which I am very interested to see Lost explore further.
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In the end, Anti-Jacob wins and Jacob is killed by Ben and tossed into the fire. But is Jacob truly dead? Is it possible that only Jacob&#8217;s physical body was destroyed but his spirit lives on? Clearly the spirits of these two beings can transport between bodies as we see that Anti-Jacob left his own body and inhabited the body of Locke. So will we see the return of Jacob, either in spirit or body in the future? One can only hope so. In any case, I fully believe that now that Anti-Jacob is in charge of the island this will open up the door for Whidmore&#8217;s return and a war between those allied with Jacob and those allied with Anti-Jacob. Good versus evil, free will versus iron reign - it&#8217;s the oldest story in the world, and we&#8217;re about to see it played out in a new and exciting way.
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<b>THE EXPLOSION:</b>
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I have to end this with a discussion of the final events at the mine shaft and the explosion of light that ended the show. I&#8217;m going to make a prediction right now and say that I don&#8217;t think that bomb ever went off. I don&#8217;t think that what we saw was the detonation of a nuclear device. What we saw didn&#8217;t look anything like any kind of nuclear explosion I&#8217;ve ever seen. What that *did* look like was the explosion of energy that we saw when Desmond unlocked the fail-safe in the hatch and let the energy there loose. What that *did* look like was the bright white flash that went along with every time jump the island group had in the past. I think the bomb never went off, but that the weight and damage to the bottom of the shaft was enough to release that energy pocket and cause &#8220;the incident&#8221; just as it was supposed to occur. I think the force of that energy will catapult Jack, Juliet and all of the survivor group back to 2009 and that we will have an end to the time travel. 
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Why do I feel sure about this? Richard. Richard told Sun that he watched Jack and the others all die. Richard was not at the mine shaft when the explosion occurred. Therefore they couldn&#8217;t have died then. If Daniel and Jack were right and the entire past was washed away, Jack et al would never have been on the island for Richard to see die. The only way Richard could see them die is if they were thrown back to the future and met up with Richard in that time frame. It&#8217;s the only thing that makes sense in my head. Of course I&#8217;m open to ideas - god knows there are enough of them. 
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So&#8230; there&#8217;s my treatise, and I hope that you now understand why it&#8217;s taken me a few days to get through this. So, for the last time this season, I open the floor to you all. I would love to hear your comments, your questions, your theories, your guesses&#8230; all of it. There&#8217;s so much to discuss and I&#8217;m just one person with ideas. I&#8217;d love to hear all of yours. Thanks for reading this season - it&#8217;s been fun to write and I look forward to writing up next season as well if you all still want me to do so. <img src="http://www.madeofawesome.net/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
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