Brenden Simpson

un citoyen du Canada

Brenden — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:40:21 +0000

Dominion Day — Le Jour de la Confédération — Canada Day. As it turns out, the humble author of this esteemed open document is a citizen and resident of the Dominion of Canada, and, so, in marking this first of July, year of our Lord twenty-oh-nine, we gracefully shift the domain to http://www.brendensimpson.ca.

A mari usque ad mare. God save the Queen, eh?

not about to time travel to find you more A. Batschari cigarettes

Brenden — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:38:49 +0000

I have a bot who thinks he is great. His expensive cigarettes are radium-laced, and there is a constant whirring noise whenever he is actively running. He is also genderless.

I do not understand how the ghost of a robot can smoke so much.

quietly marking Norman’s Day

Brenden — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:08:51 +0000

Here now, in memory of Norman, on this sixth of May, as on all other sixths of May, we mark the date he was cast from us into that unknown planescape of the aquatic mind, and pay tribute that he might again be bound to remain another year.

Stay quiet and avoid the low waters.

a Work in Progress

Brenden — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:21:45 +0000

Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
“Let me taste your ware.”

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
“Do you mean to pay?”

Says Simon, “Yes, of course I do!”
And then he ran away.